Pc setup
2017 Gaming PC

-Skylake I7 4.0Ghz , GTX1070, 64GB RAM, 2Tb HD + W10
-Intel Skylake Core i7 6700K 4.0Ghz
(can overclock)
-GigabyteGTX1070 8GB Graphics Card
-Gigabyte Z170X-UD3 Intel Z170 Chipset
- Crucial Ballistix Sport LT 64GB (16GBx4) DDR4 RAM
-Crucial 250GB SSD dedicated sold state hard drive for OS
-Seagate BarraCuda, 2TB hard drive
-EVGA SuperNOVA 650 G1 650W 80+ Gold Full Modular Power Supply
-COOLER MASTER HAF 912 Combat w/Window side,+ LED stripping
-Phanteks PH-TC12LS Low Profile Cooling System
-DLINK Dual Band AC1200 WIFI PCI card (300+867Mbps)
- Windows 10 professional



Famous Quotes:

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic bigot sexist lesbian -anonymous entity thing


The heaviest things we lift are not our weights, but our feels. - selling kidney for IBM model M


selling kidney for IBM model M: http://img15.olx.ua/images_slandocomua/145132617_1_644x461_klaviatura-hp-multimedia-internet-keyboard-sk-2565-na-detali-kiev.jpg
selling kidney for IBM model M: thats mine
Snake_Shitz: the classic
selling kidney for IBM model M: its really good
Snake_Shitz: top notch
selling kidney for IBM model M: I found it on the side of the road :D

4chan is full of tiny gems buried in racism, cheese pizza and traps - batmans internet history

if its 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to hell. so why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend - Satan

They say videogames make you violent but we used to burn people alive for being witches - anon

I asked God for a bike, but i know God doesnt work that way, so i stole a bike and asked God for forgivness - some black guy

Hey man, you'ra a gamer too?
-add each other on steam
Yeah bro, loved the new infinite Warfaire trailer
-unfriends and blocks instantly

Hold The Door (2): i was watching attack of titan in study
Hold The Door (2): and stats
Hold The Door (2): good series/10
Snake_Shitz: so you liking it
Snake_Shitz: wait till you get till the end and find out that they havent made a season 2 in the past 5 years
Snake_Shitz: and have been post poning it each year
Hold The Door (2): ♥♥♥♥ that
Hold The Door (2): ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
Hold The Door (2): should get another nuke for that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

don't do school, eat your drugs, stay in vegetables - drunk teacher

player: why doesnt a vegan chicken sandwhich taste like chicken.
Me : It doesn't taste the same because death gives flavor to everything ;)
Everyone else: loses their ♥♥♥♥

Snake_Shitz: soz busy looking for a car to get and ideas
HA4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx02JfIv7vc
HA4: i found one for ya
Snake_Shitz: thats pretty mlg but not dank
Snake_Shitz: it needs to be made from solid memes
Snake_Shitz: very reliable memes and runs off all the salt of silver playerswhen they get rekt by dank smurf
HA4: if u dont know the name of it there it is: xXX_MLG_Brazzeratti_HyperSport_XXx #2dank4anyone#DrivingITbetterTHANhavingSEX#1337$forSNAKE_ShitzONLY
Snake_Shitz: this is going on my profile
HA4: kk :D

Annon: My ♥♥♥♥ was all lumpy so i decided to iron it, pls help

YUKKI?: ♥♥♥ socks are soft, so are my feet....moisturizer

If snakes werent poisnous i would be balls deep in that - anon

Raising a child is like taking care of someone whos on way to many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. i am not confident in my decisions, but i know you shouldnt be eating a mousepad

Mom: How many popsicles have you eaten today
Me, laying in bed of popsicle wrappers : now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human

Satanic Jew: The reason i sin is becuase theres a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and i am sure as ♥♥♥♥ aint climbin no stairs

Real Friend is watching sad anime
Me: stop watching sad animes...
Him:All anime is sad
Him: When you think about it
Him: Teh cute girls arent even real
Him: What is the point

Old people coming for me like " you're too young to be tired" well OK Carol, you're to old to still be alive but here we are

When my mom walked in, I switched to school shooting tutorials because it was easier to explain - bleached anal

**I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made my horn louder. Only problem is my horn doesnt work anymore.** - isuzu mem

What is the difference between feminism and bullet ?? Bullet has a Point. - anon

be me playing deathmatch come across a guy whos name is I hate snipers, gets killed by him with AWP. i asks why does he have that name and he replies saying because once you look into the scope you see the reflection of yourself as you become the sniper

csgo is like masturbating but with a glove on, its rough for the first couple times, but you get use to it after awhile. - some random guy in casual

I can finally add 900 hours of baby sitting autists to my resume. - friend

Imsofat: U dont need to
Imsofat: Russian is not a language
Imsofat: Russian is a state of mind'

Yuuki: I need a new mouse pad so ill save up 20 bucks for one
Snake_Shitz: why dont you get those anime boob mousepads
Yuuki: Good idea, how much
Snake_Shitz: idk
Snake_Shitz: pretty sure they also have a loli mousepad
Yuuki: But that means they have no wrist support
Snake_Shitz: XD im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loosing it with that comment

"Her eyes were like the stars, not because they were shiny, but because they were so far apart"

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney.

Gonna download me some more ram and a faster cpu so i can run games at top kek level

"I only drink at lan parties and when its not lan parties" -meatloaf (about Snake_Shitz)

[11:08PM] MrAstelyCreeper: go balls deep
[11:08PM] Molech: ok

Nothing kills the satisfaction of killing something like killing yourself in the attempt.

you're not evil if you find someone as demented as yourself

me playing stalker: I was 15 kilograms over my weight limit when I was looting, so I had to drop 3 of my guns and most of my ammo. Only then did I realize I was carrying 30 kilograms of vodka.

MasterStef: no need for shotgun comrade
MasterStef: plug cloth into bottle
MasterStef: light
MasterStef: profit
MasterStef: $$$$
drunk Snake_Shitz: burns down house with snake
drunk Snake_Shitz: worth it

I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next".

█▄█-STAY SAFE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-█▄█: my mom gave me 12 condoms
drunk Snake_Shitz: noice
drunk Snake_Shitz: make balloon animals from them

i can throw my keyboard down the stairs and get a better anti cheat system than valve

>France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other
>France surrenders
>Italy changes sides
>both lose

Kawaii Hitler chan: ♥♥♥♥ re:zero
Kawaii Hitler chan: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anime ever
Kawaii Hitler chan: main character is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
Kawaii Hitler chan: ♥♥♥♥ this anime

When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ♥♥♥♥♥, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 surround system, he's called a pervert.

you dont know real alchohol until you can smell colours and touch sounds

cut your wrist vertically not horizontally

its cool to be gay- masterstef

4 inches is the average don't let any toastie tell you anything else

Sometimes I wish I was smart enough to cure cancer but instead I choose to do drugs

"Nuke my ass" - Grizzly 2020