Should pale death, with treble dread, make the ocean caves our bed, God, who hear'st the surges roll, deign to save our suppliant soul.

Welcome, I am The captain of this prestigious Vessel, the SS Edmund Fitzgerald.
Feel free to take a look at my inventory and offer as you see fit.

I am Steam Level 69 and have the annual achievement,
If you are trading with me and that doesn't match up, that's a scammer.

My BP:
https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198067946670

Profile Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSFpEr9lWBM
alternatively, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc&t=4s



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Trading and Services




Current effects/Items i'm looking for:
Spectral Halloween Effects (2012)
Scream Fortress V Effects (2013)
Scream Fortress VI Effects (2014)
Individual Effects:
Tesla Coil
Memory Leak
Phosphorous
Burning Flames
Sunbeams
Plum Prankster
Taunt effects:
Marigold Ritual
Astral Presence
Individual Uniques/Items:
Smissmas Caribou
Robo Sandvich
Collectors Items in general (item quality and oddity items)





Misc Trade Rules

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ALL Private BPs are blocked
NO Dupes
(not that I care for them, I've just never had one in my inv and I want to keep it that way)
NO Robot hats


If you add me leave a comment why, that's more specific than just "for trade" or it will be declined

If you offer effects that are obvious trash I will make you deep throat a knife

If you've read all that and know what you're offering use my trade link here:
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=107680942&token=zxP8rNBf

waknart founder
Origin Capital Menace

Personal gloats:
Halo 3 gameist
Minecraft Create Doctorate
Stalker Misery gamer
MR 28 Warframe
For Honor top 8%
Destiny 1 Sherpa
Sea of Thieves Sherpa
Major in Accounting
Minor in Payroll

fragging is funner than the objective
dont vote kick me


I know you're watching, tacobots, you loathsome things




soldier = demoman = sniper = scout > pyro = heavy = engi > medic > spy


Games that matter:

Destiny 1
Halo
Tf2
half life 1 > half life 2
Cs:source
Serious sam
Fallout a post apocalyptic role-playing game
For Honor
Sea of Thieves
Call of Duty: Zombies
Doom
Dark souls
gta
Risk of rain 2
Left for dead 2
Dying light
Warframe
Stalker
Tarkov
Battlefield BC2
Dead Space
Alien hominid
Metro
Borderlands 2
TC's Rainbow Six Vegas 2
Shadows of the damned
Resident Evil
basically any source game except hl1's terrible port



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