This man once said "lol, loser" to me and the sheer sonic wave sent from it blasted multiple satellites out of orbit, causing over 30 unknown tribes in the amazon rain forest to be burnt to the ground from the satellites crashing upon them

This man once had a 45 hour stand off with the police because they wouldn't give him his 2000 bulk shipments of baby oil and Nigerian toddler's

This man tanned 18 bottles of buckfast, 692 cans of AU, 5829 cans of coke zero jack daniels and 53 bottles of smirnoff and drove his car into a nursery

This man teabagged Biden then kissed Trump's wig and then got touched by Kamala Harris

This man's voice is so deep, it breaks the sound barrier in the game +rep

this man can single handedly knock out a alligator with his fart