he bought my turk and gained 8 pounds lean mass in 2 months (his downstairs got bigger i turked all over my go2 max)

After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

shakin my dreads

Easily the Slimmest of the Slims. A huge freak tortoisse.

Easily the best monkey in the whole zoo. He kept my family entertained the whole time with his danke memes and high quality Rocket League gameplay

Dis mane is good. He's gotten a lot better.