The residents of Tomato Town need your help identifying two suspects who were about to get down while involved in an event on Monday evening. Ten people were eliminated, and the two suspects, one injured, left the scene headed Southbound and were later spotted at a local park. The two suspects were armed with golden scar ARs and were “hitting that chug jug” as several witnesses stated. Please alert local Tomato Town authorities with any information regarding the duo.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

You and your teammate are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lmao. such trashcans. diamond players that think they're the top ♥♥♥♥. you know how far away you are from grand champ? good luck ever getting there buddy. and tell your ♥♥♥♥-faced ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that you have for a friend that he can go suck his daddy's ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pieces of ♥♥♥♥. go kill yourselves you single no-life ♥♥♥♥ faces.

Hey! It's the admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay TF2 server that you play on! I wanted to personally show my gratitude for the £400 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log make sure to let me know and I'll get you that custom pony skin/model you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you requested but I'll get my friend to work on it (he's good with computers and modeling stuff) Thank you once again for the donation and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY ♥♥♥♥♥

Toxic Player

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