the first thing i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see is mona lisa showing her feet on YOUR PROFILE wtf bro

Naka tikim kana ba ng tig-dalawang pisong takoyaki? Dito sa taguig city matatagpuan ang isang tindahan ng abot kayang takoyaki, tatlong klase ang palaman ng takoyaki nila rito meron may gulay, cheese, at ang best seller nila na may palamang hotdog, ate ate, aabot sa dalawang libong pirasong takoyaki nagagawa nila kada araw, piniprito ang takoyaki nila rito at may sawsawan na suka o yung matamis na sauce, mabenta ang tig dalawang pisong takoyaki lalo na sa mga studyante dahil malapit lamang ito sa tatlong eskwelahan, syempre sinubukan din natin ito. Para sa halagang dalawang piso, pwede na sya pang tawid gutom, para sa mga nais na makatikim ng pinakamurang takoyaki sa buong mundo, matatagpuan lamang ito sa likod ng taguig city hall of justice sa brgy upper bicutan, sa taguig city.

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I sexually Identify as Coronavirus. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over people dropping hot sticky boogers on disgusting Chinese people. People say to me that a person being Coronavirus is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install viral surface proteins, 30 mm RNAs and an envelope on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Corona" and respect my right to kill from inside and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a viraphobe and need to check your healthy privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦💦 to town 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD GIRL 👼👼👼 because SaNTA IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE ♥♥♥♥ 2nite 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆

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After eagerly waiting for this game to come out of Early access and enjoying the concept but waiting for the full delivery, I have to say I'm very disappointed.

why? because i party and u dont for ur information i get a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥. more then you could ever think of HAHAHAA so before you neg me make sure you know who you are talking too because they might be better then you at some stuff like getting ♥♥♥♥♥ and head. I got to go my girlfriend is calling right now she wants to know if i want to have sex with her i bet you dont even have a girlfriend ♥♥♥♥♥ i bet you have a boyfriend or something HAHA well toodaloo and guess what sex isnt hard to get.. you just got to try hard enough and you will get sex. sex is amazing

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Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha! My name is /u/SataniaFan5lif3, and I'm the biggest weeb in the world! I have over 1 thousand waifus xdDDD. My favorite thing in the world is re-posting the front page of /r/animemes on my twitter account, which is @trapsarenotgay. My favorite youtuber was papa franku, UNTILL HE STOPPED MAKING VIDS :(((( This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes??? My favorite anime is obviously Cory In The House by the way. Sometimes I like to actually watch anime, but most of the time I prefer to make fun of other weebs on discord, haha!

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Thanks for your patience,

Wells All Mighty Lord Gabe.

what did you say to me ♥♥♥♥♥ 😤😤😤 i graduated at the top ☝️ of my minecraft monster academy 😤🙄🙄 im killing 🕷🕷🕷 spiders 🕷🕷🕷 and crafting a wooden bow from their string then i 😝 trickshot 😝 you in the face 😂😂 You think you can step to me ♥♥♥♥♥ I minecraft every day i mine 💍 diamonds 💍 with my fortune 3 😤😤😤 pickaxe 😤and i make diamond armor ♥♥♥♥♥ 😎 you probably cant even make iron armor 😂😂😂😂😂 me and my 👌 ♥♥♥♥♥♥🤙👦🏾 we enjoy griefing because ♥♥♥♥ everyone else 🖕🖕 ♥♥♥♥♥ this is our territory you better pay up or we grief your house haha i train every day in parkour i go on mineplex i beat all the parkour maps you probably cant even jump 2 blocks lol😂😂😂 bet you wanna be me 😎 heh nah not about that ♥♥♥♥ you can go die 😍😍😍 minecraft4life😍😍😍

Wait what

roses are red
violets are blue
tapos na ang bakasyon
maghugas ka ng pla2

WHAT NO

damn rich kid raming pera

you eat ♥♥♥♥♥

more like Skai eats ♥♥♥♥♥

you eat ♥♥♥♥♥

more like Skai eats ♥♥♥♥♥

nah don't lie

YOU GIFTED IT HAHAHAHAHHA

Why do you have this game in your library?
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Uh, open up the potions, pop!
It's my mine come on, mine it up!
Hear a hiss behind the door and the night begins
Creepers done this before, I never let 'em in
Pack up your inventory, 'n' we can go out
Bring some extra food so that you don't starve
Sometimes you forget torches
And you gotta bring your pickaxe
Yeah, you know where we goin'
Sometimes you forget torches

Welcome to my mine, we are mining diamonds
We ain't gonna strip mine
We don't have to fight mobs
Welcome to my mine
Play that noteblock nicely
Show me all those emeralds
We don't gotta dodge lava
Welcome to my mine, welcome to my mine

♥♥♥♥ YOU

Why are you playing Moe Jigsaw?

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I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Felix Manalo’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. �

And yes, by the way, i DO have a “ONE WITH EVM” tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid �

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Iglesia ni Cristo. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of advanced theology most of the jokes will go over a typical nonbeliever’s head. There's also Eraño’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Wattpad literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this church, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Iglesia ni Cristo truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Angel Manalo’s existential catchphrase "Mga Kapatid sa Iglesia ni Cristo, nanawagan po kami sa inyo, dahil nanganganib ang aming buhay" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

WARNING:rant post ahead

supp main ka? talaga? eto hirap sa karamihan.bayabas gaming.porket namamatay ka lagi at blitz gamit mo ipaoalusot mo supp ka? kase pagkakaalam ko dapat di naamatay ang supp for him/her to sustain the carries.ano ngayon kung supp main ka? try mo nga magdota :) ewan ko lng kung mapalusot mo yan :) carry nga nagsusupp dun. alam mo kase neng dont focus on one role :) kase "a versatile player wins the game" di porkwt supp ka.un kna lagi.ako all around ako.versatility ang key ko.mdaming alam na roles.kaya wag kang bayabas :)

WARNING LONG DRAMA POST:(para sayo to)

uhmm hi sana mabasa mo to or nina charice tong post nato dahil di ko na alam ggwin e
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vanessa i'd like to say thank you and im sorry.thank you kase nqgkagusto ka sken.kase alam ko na im less attractive compared kina james at jun.thanks kase u found me attractive in other way.salamat kase you loved me.kaso nga lang you loved me more than a friend.sorry kase di ko maibabalik ang love na binibigay mo sken.i just can only give love as a tropa para sayo.sorry kase alam kong di ako pogi or watev pero nagpapakachoosy ako.no its not that.alam mo cute ka megane cute,loli,gamer at higit sa lahat hot ka.

waifu material ka nga e.pero kase diba.sinabi ko na sayo.may gf nko and i love her with all my heart. i remember the day you said "i love u" nung niligtas kita sa clash and i said "ur wc m8".akala ko way mo un ng pasasalamat but i found it not.also ung sabi mo yayakapin mko kase nanggigigil ka dahil mataba ako (kahit si bby ganun eh haha).akala ko wala lamg lahat yun.akala ko lng pala. one day kinausap kita and we exchanged thoughts.

vanessa im sorry.pero di kase ako ang para sayo.madami pa kaming rare na lalaki di lang ako.vanessa i love u.but only as a friend.no hard feelings sana.i dont want to be selfish coz i want you to stay kse nasanay nko nanjan ka plagi.pero i want you to move on.kalimutan mo muna feelings mo for me and i will give u a tight brodah hug :) sana mabasa mo to vane :)

Waduhek?!?!?!

wala nang pinagbago ung LoL. ay meron pala.dumami lalo ung mga cancer at toxic at bobo :3 selling my account gold 4 this season may gold border pa may dawnbringer riven at nightbringer yas din only for 1k all in all mastery 7 kayn please do buy it ayoko na maglaro eh :3 imma go ragna nlng and dota :D

"What makes your girlfriend unique to other girls"

sya na ang pinakamaintindihin na naging gf ko as SUPAAAH! i play dota xhe supports me,i play LoL she even buy me some skins.di sya ung gaya ng iba na "puro ka ganto ganyan,pano naman ako?" di sya attention seeker.minsan nga tinatanong ko sya na baka galit na sya di ko alam at kinakatay na pala nya ko sa isip nya but she insist na hindi daw haha and i believe her coz i can sense it naman :) also pagmay nagkakagusto sken na ibang girl.aba imbis na magalit.SHINISHIP PA AKO like "pogi ni bby ohh maganda ba sya?" pqg ganun kinakabahan ako e haha but she explained na common naman na daw un sa kanya since cute daw ako haha. also pag lalabqs kme.she wants to treat me instead.imbis ako gagastos sya nlng daw kse nahihiya hahaha.even if makulit sya sometimws,i do still love her no matter what :)

waduhek??

HAHAHA TINDI NG TNMAA AHH HAHA GINAWAN AKO NG POSER ACCNT PEYMUUS NA BA KO?? hhahahaha lakaaas. so kinalakas nyo pambabackstab TNMAA? hahahaha please do report this profile its pretending to be me. kakkagawa lang 5hrs ago haha di ako magdadalawang isip iname drop lalo kana. so mmayure nna kayo sa pinaggagagawa nyo? hahahaha wala akong kaaway at nakaaway bukod sayo at sa inyo mga weaboo na isip bata :D ang tandaa tanda mo na ganyan pa ugali mo :D waduhek?? hahaha

Boss....

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?

Waduhek?!?!?!

Waduhek?

Chicks with ♥♥♥♥♥ are way more hot than guys when you watch porn. Okay in normal hetero porn you have to look at some guy right? I don't want to look at that ♥♥♥♥ while I'm beating my beef, because that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay, and I'm not gay. Now if we replace the guy with a futa chick, well then the ♥♥♥♥ is still there for essential penetration, but there's more tits! Four whole tits with only two people! I am a genius.

Hang on buddy, I gotta check my receipt.

Nope, nowhere anywhere on here does it say I ordered a great big walloping dose of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ opinion but good golly gosh ya still jumped right on in there and stuck your finger right down my throat. While here's what I'm regurgitating as a spectacle buddy my complete and utter indifference towards your self righteous superiority complex. Life's nothing but a joke. There are no unfunny jokes, just unfunny people. So take your intrusive finger and shove it right up your ass where it more than likely spends most of its time coz I gotta tell ya buddy.

It tastes like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Listen here you neckbearded conspiritarded deplorables! The last thing I wanna do is send my 8 year-old son Timmy into a war zone. We should not be arming our teachers, and that's final! I don't want Mrs. Jones grabbing the Glock 9 and bullet-proof Kevlar to go John Wick down the hallway just to execute little Susie because she started acting up again in gym. I hate to say this, snowflakes, but we're going door-to-door taking every last gun you own. Trumpster fascists!

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