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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:56am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:59am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 9:44am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 10:48pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:53am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:51pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:15am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:04am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:23pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:44am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:22am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:47pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:17am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:15am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:17am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:26am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:51am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:20am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 3:49pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 11:30pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 4:56pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 6:19pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:16am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:57am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:57am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:57am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:15am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:08am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 8:23am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:58pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:14am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:15am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:41am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 2:46pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:15am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:57am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:17am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:15am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 2:54pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:21am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:56am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 11:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:03am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 5:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 3:48pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:35am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 3:12pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 5:26pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 4:47pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:08am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:27pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 1:28am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 6:54pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:53am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 4:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 6:06am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:13am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 3:48pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:17pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:57am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:57am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:26am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:11am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 8:03am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 10:21pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:18am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:00am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 10:45pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:39am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:59pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:16am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:54am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:31am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:33am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 6:01pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:32am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:17pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:31pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:57am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:16am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:54pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:17pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 3:58pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:43am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:48am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:12am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 3:58pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:21am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 11:25pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 5:11am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 5:54am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:11am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:18am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:29pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:21am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:43am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:01am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 6:13pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:00pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:18pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:54pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:46pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:16am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:59am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:07pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:02am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:44pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:55am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:10pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:51pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:49am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 6:35pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:16am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:16am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:51pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:24pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:02am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:35pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:22am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 11:11pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:34am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:50am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:57am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:00am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:04am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 5:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:03am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:17pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:08am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:54pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:35pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:54pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:45pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:59am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:26am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:47am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:17am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:20am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:28am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:57am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:01am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:01am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:31am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:31am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:36am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:39am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:55am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 5:59am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:04am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:20am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 1:59am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 6:13pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:36pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:04pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 8:05am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 5:15pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:16pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:45pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:16pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 2:37pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 5:35pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:11pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:14am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:33am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:59am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:50pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 6:25am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:15am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:45am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:13am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:55am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 8:05pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:17am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:16am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:48am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:48am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:48am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:49am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:54am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:57am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:24am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:55pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:29am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:40am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:15pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:55pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:14am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:29am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:47am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:10am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:11am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:27am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:51am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:06am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:35am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:49am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 6:51am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:57am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:18am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:21am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:45am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:46am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:16am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:54am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:59pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:17pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:19pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:45pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:03am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 9:27pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:21am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:41am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:58am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:25pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:44am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:17am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:24am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:37am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:17am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:08am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:31am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:14am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:29am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:09am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:09am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:22am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:44am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:04am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:35am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:37pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:03am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:52am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 3:59am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 3:59am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:39pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:12pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 11:08pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:02am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 5:18pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:48pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:27am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:48am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:19am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:32am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:47am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:08am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:24am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:54am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:22am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:22am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:29am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:01am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:06am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:38am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:58am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:10am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:13am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:17am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:39am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:08pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:36am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:50am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:49am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:55am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:08am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:04am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:48am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:37am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:18am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:31am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:38am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:10am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:56am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:19am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:19am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:59pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:14pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:57am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:17am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:01am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:22pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:55am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:17am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:20am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:56am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:04pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:24pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:23am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:04am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:22am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:27am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:51am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:06am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:35am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:22pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:32am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:52am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:58am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:10am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:51am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:33am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 5:38am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:38am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:35am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:38pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:01am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:10am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:14am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:18am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:45am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:34am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:37am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:38am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:17pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:31pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:26am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:49am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:49am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:55am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:16am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:14am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:15am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:39am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:55pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:39am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:50pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 10:12pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:43am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:43am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:43am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:43am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 10:02am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:38am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:15am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:23am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:23am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:56am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:00am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:09pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:12am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:42am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:18am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:36pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:55am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:03am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:10am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:18am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:37am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 5:50am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:10pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:36pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:11am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:35am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:08pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:43am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:13pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:43pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:12pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:07am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:06am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:04am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:02am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:35am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:24pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:53am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:56am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:21am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:02am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:56pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:14am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:28am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:19am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 7:02am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 2:44am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:42am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:58am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:03am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:04am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:51am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:17am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:17am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:05am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:56am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 6:45am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:14am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:13am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:44pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:08am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:18am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:37am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:33am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 11:54am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 10:02am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:42am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:12am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 8:45pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 4:05am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 4:05am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 5:02am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 4:05am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:19am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:16am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:20am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:37am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 9:12am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 2:03am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 8:09pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:57am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:47pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:18am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:39am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:51am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:34am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:38am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:38am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:25pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:25am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:29am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:57pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:43am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:57am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:12am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 10:18pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 6:59am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:53pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:11am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:38am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:38am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:16pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:13am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:48pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:09pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:56am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:11am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:36am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 6:45am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:21am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 8:10pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:09pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:29pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:28pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:37am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:41am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:39am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:01pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:44am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 5:50am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:26am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:44am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:37am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 5:15am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 5:47am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:43am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:40am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:24am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:27am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:14am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:17am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:57am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 10:22am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 10:33am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 10:01pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:13am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:33am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:09am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:19am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:58am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:27am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:35am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:33pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:01am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:38am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:27pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:57pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:12am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:19am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:43pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 5:35pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:46am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:40am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:24am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:12pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:49pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:25am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 8:34am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:07pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:48am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:55am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:36am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 6:45am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:19am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 5:15am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:08pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 10:01pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 5:48am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 12:14am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:18am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 4:13am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:25am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 2:42am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:27pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:14am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 11:23am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 1:45am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 10:02am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:05am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:15am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:21pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 12:50am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 2:53am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 2:51am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:57am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:06am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:43am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:16am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:49am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:25pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:48pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:56am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:00am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:09pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:11am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:31am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:49am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:38am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:04am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:56pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:48am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:55am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:11am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 10:16pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 6:59am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 5:15am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:07pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:43pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 5:46am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 12:14am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 5:35pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 10:02am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:53am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:45am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 10:05pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+14

14 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked