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Did you know in today's society, you can basically identify as anything and people have to respect your choice?
Yes! I'm not talking about things like I identify as a man, or as a woman.
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I'm just telling you, you can identify as a robber, and come up to people, say: I identify as a robber, may I rob you now?"
And they have to say yes to respect you!
Some of you might know that I said things like Vegetarians can eat steak from a cow identifies as a vegetable.
I identify as a 300-pound man, and my name isn't Homer Simpson.
Life Hack Inspiration
If you fart at school, no one will care!
but if you sh!t on the floor, you will have a word with the principal~!
What does that teach you?
Nobody cares until you do something big!
Go big or go home!
Start it today!
go sh!t on the floor
Study shows
If you don't wanna go to work, or go to school today.
Just sh!t your pants,
sh!t your pants!
what are they gonna do? clean it for ya?>
I don't think so!
So if you don't wanna work, sh!t your pants and then go home, have a good day off!
Study shows
If you listen to Deftones
You are a BADBOY!
Did you know the difference between Neil Armstrong and the twin towers?
Well, Armstrong was the first man who walked on the moon.
And the twin towers were hit by air pla.....
NASA warns !
Do not google Mami Mashiro 茉城真美(茉城まみ)
Do not see her Ins or watch any of her films!