Останні рецензії користувача Hammer Of Evil

if a Brendan Fraser 'mummy' movie was a game, this is it.

its got those comedic moments, but a pretty solid horde shooter / puzzle solver / couch co-op.

plus you can throw dynamite at your problems, its win/win.

yes, has deneuvo, but its done properly, and doesn't tank your fps like other bad implementations of drm out there.

Its smooth, the framerate is insane, and its just lightly drinking pc resources.

It's really hitting on all cylinders. i was worried about this title to be honest, sometimes a dev tries a different direction and it turns out to be a stinker.

well fromsoft don't be like that. fromsoft give you BIG GUNS, BIG EXPLOSIONS AND HUGE SWORDS.

arxan doesn't tank the fps, and neither does eac. as it is anti cheat protected and both of those can be used to detect cheats, its not a mod friendly game.

the AC assembly menu is streamlined and a lot less complex, easier to manage now. this is great because the older games were kind of an inventory hell tbh xD

this is good. its a good game.

if you're struggling on the first boss i'll publish an analysis for you later rn its boom boom time.

hint: you have a giant lasersword with unlimited ammo.

its a cool game, and really interesting to set it in the SST universe. etc. At launch it was pretty fresh, it needed a lot of work still, and i had the hope that work was going to materialize in a satisfying alien horde shooter experience, set in the ultraviolent SST universe, which just has that potential to be amazing.

Sorry, the tone from here isn't amazing..

truthfully i think that this game is almost the same experience as back during EA launch. just with more lag and less teamwork, maps that make no sense, and your progress on all classes is wiped, even if you were rank 80 when you decided to take a break. (It would have been nice to have a nod to those of us who decided to look past the rough state the game was in, and pressed the buy button anyways.)

the frame stuttering / latency is fairly pronounced now, and these are old issues, and kinda ruins the fun. I don't really want to keep going here, or this review will need me to pay you for your time.

i will say, keeping the game under 10 gigs - very impressive. not too many care to do that these days, hopefully future games from these guys do better, that shows some serious skill in the backend.

there's a lot of positives here, but unfortunately it looks like HD2 and SM2 took the playerbase looking for a horde alien shooter.

And unfortunately, if your session doesn't have a good number of players in it, Starship Troopers turns into a one sided 'bugs always win' game.

better luck next time, troopers.

HMMM YES.

THE GHOST IS INDEED MADE OF GHOST.

WHAT DO YOU THINK MR. FELDMAN? *turns*

.................Mr Feldman?

*muffled choking and dying sounds in the background*

OK WE OUTTA HERE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

NOPE/10 very fun and engaging game where you try to find the ghosty wosty before the ghosty wosty finds you.

recommended, not for full price.

-has no anti cheat for online play,
-has drm always online required,
-has crappy controls that will get you killed just from how slowly they react,
-the police are telepathic in the 1800's,
-developer forces you to play a single way for almost everything you do, while forcing you to watch unskippable cutscenes.

Conclusion:

a lot of people are praising this from the floor to the sky, but its pretty easy for me to see they haven't played games with really good crafting systems, or games where you're given a lot of tools to solve many problems in different ways.

i'm enjoying this because of the 20 dollar price tag, i don't think there's anything rdr2 offers that isn't already out there, and performed better and faster. just not with the 1800's setting.

i figured rockstar was hiding something legendary with all the fanboy hype and the huge price tag, but i'd say this is a 5 or 6/10, not a 10/10.

a lot of guys aren't going to look past the pretty graphics and the atmosphere, which is fine by me. but i don't think a game 'looking pretty' should enable it to get an automatic 10/10 =p

Great game

simple, effective fps since 2000.

latest version features reduced clutter maps, smaller sizes, and increases the pace of the game over 1.6 and cs:s.

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So the map is a lot smaller than The Exiled Lands. ok. its teeny weenie.

but. that comes with advantages. you're within a short jogging range (by comparison to exiled lands lol) of ALL THE ENDGAME RESOURCES. this is a bonus.

Then take Doom Eternal. And add a dash of Medieval Barbarian Booba Hammer Swinging Simulator.

And you wind up with Siptah. You won't understand it cause its a mild spoiler but you'll know it when it happens.

Siptah completely changes the gameplay of conan and turns it on its head. if you like that sort of thing, you get siptah. if you dont like that, you stay in the exiled lands and save yourself ~20 dollars.

I liked it. Because of ISLAND BOOBA.

*Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Product may not be exactly as displayed. Consult your doctor if you are not a survival expert and can't drive your enemies before you and hear the lamentations of their women. Some individuals may experience extreme unhappiness as their souls are consumed by the dark void. Ask your doctor if Siptah is right for you. Experience may improve slightly if you lift heavy and take a multivitamin and appreciate extreme booba.

I'd like to thank the man that made this game even more appealing to the male fantasy by including even more BOOBA textures, modelling and sizes.

Thanks, man.

*waves while hauling an unconscious tied up person across the sand into a massive barbarian citadel.*

Rated M for mature. Game contains slavery, booba, subjugation, barbarian kings, booba, and unholy demon magic. It's basically zelda. For adults. In the dark world full of violence, chaos and booba. lots of booba.

basically everything a game needs for success tbh.

There's metal.

and then there's yelling 'FOR THE EMPEROR' while revving a chainsaw.

stole something and immediately went to prison

would go to prison again 10/10