Dear Miss Soup, your sweet voice, which is infused with a happyness never before seen on this universe of ours can produce the most addictive of words. And even as insults, they carry an overwelming surplus of warmth, just like a freshly prepared............soup. -Yours truly Zacso-X

Lanliss : oh YES, make me EXPLODE

Someone on prophunt asked "What's it like to chew 5 gum"
Ignatious : It feels like having a mint pinecone shoved up your ass.

Ignatious : Carrot - food, receipe ingredient, painful nose cleaner, and sometimes dildo.

[SourceComms] Bench 🐧: Issued an extended mute on lavenderisasian for 120 minutes (reason: 'impersonating an admin's lisp').

[SM] Kicked cat (Reason: I love you ya dingus)
*DEAD* Froót+ : soup kicked a cat
*DEAD* Froót+ : someone call peta

7:37 PM - sG | Kung : I brought the 50 cent gourmet lollipops
7:37 PM - sG | Kung: They''re SO good
7:37 PM - sG | Kung: Im practicing for my future
7:39 PM - -[FF]- Soup: ROFL
7:41 PM - sG | Kung: Seriously though they are really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good
7:46 PM - sG | Kung: I sucked bigger things than this sucker
8:00 PM - -[FF]- Soup: OMFG
8:00 PM - -[FF]- Soup: LOL
8:01 PM - sG | Kung: Oh my god I need to ask Jesus for forgiveness

12:13 AM - Cat : I'm going through my notepad of quotes
12:13 AM - cat: Sig: i'm Sig: gay and i like potatoes
12:13 AM - -[FF]- Soup: LOL
12:17 AM - cat: Wow a lot of it is just people being nice to me
12:17 AM - -[FF]- Soup: awwwww
12:17 AM - -[FF]- Soup: That must be a small notebook
12:17 AM - cat: It's not very large bUT
12:17 AM - -[FF]- Soup: ROFL
12:17 AM - cat: DONT READ MY MKND
12:18 AM - -[FF]- Soup: ROFLMAO
12:18 AM - cat: STOP LOL
12:18 AM - -[FF]- Soup: LOL
12:18 AM - cat: You're so mean to me
12:19 AM - -[FF]- Soup: but in like a really nice way

Linkzz : 2:00 AM - i' so drun
Linkzz: 2:00 AM - the'reswno way you iill yuhosihere
Linkzz: 2:00 AM - i sewear
Linkzz: 2:01 AM - cmon soup
Linkzz: 2:01 AM - shove your ♥♥♥♥ down her throat
Linkzz: 2:01 AM - you can do it
Linkzz: 2:01 AM - ez

ConTroll: are you scary?
Yoshi: I think I'm pretty spooky doe
ConTroll: Hmmmmm
ConTroll: you dont ever rawr like true dino tho
Yoshi: sir, only one person gets to hear that and they gotta work for it
ConTroll: hehe damn thats fair enough

Yoshi's Hall of Perv

12:19 AM - Yoshi: I'd slurp that up real good ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

9:43 PM - Yoshi: well i already know how delicious you are ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

11:42 PM - Yoshi: well instead of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words, you could ♥♥♥♥ me ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

12:40 AM - Yoshi: i was hoping you'd put something else in my butt ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

12:54 AM - Yoshi: you sure you arent high?
12:55 AM - -[FF]- Soup: I'm finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne
12:56 AM - Yoshi: i bet i could get you feeling high a different way though ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

4:06 AM - Yoshi: Just bring the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ couch in here cuz I got no trouble falling asleep on that
4:07 AM - -[FF]- Soup: lol well drag it in there
4:09 AM - Yoshi: Either I get a better bed or just try to get myself like really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired
4:10 AM - Yoshi: So you wanna help tire me out? ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

7:01 PM - Yoshi: well you dun need an invitation to bed if you want to mess around ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

9:40 PM - Yoshi: id probably keep you up for other reasons though ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

11:22 PM - Yoshi: i show my love in a lot of different ways ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

1:16 AM - Yoshi: i get to hear a lot of other noises from you though, huh? ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

1:51 AM - Yoshi: then again, i'm always up for surprises ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

2:06 PM - Yoshi: well if you want, i could occupy your time in between rounds ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

3:35 PM - Yoshi: you can jump me whenever you want to ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

1:34 AM - Yoshi: i dun like the idea of you murdering me, but you can slay me anyday ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

1:34 AM - Yoshi: we find out how a butt muncher works yet?
1:34 AM - Yoshi: wanna try and figure it out together? ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

1:35 AM - Yoshi: handle me however way you can ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

4:59 PM - Yoshi: well if you need some stress relief, i'm here for you ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

3:40 PM - Yoshi: slay me harder baby ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

4:59 PM - Yoshi: its fine, i'll only stack your ass if you really want me to ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

8:30 PM - Yoshi: you know you can ride me anytime ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

11:31 PM - Yoshi: all-you-can-eat buffet baby ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

3:19 PM - Yoshi: you should teach me a lesson later for being such a bastard ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

5:21 PM - Yoshi: if you want, i can make it up to you later ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

5:32 PM - -[FF]- Soup: I loooooooove you
5:32 PM - -[FF]- Soup: don't be mad
5:35 PM - Yoshi: well if you think im mad at you, you could always make it up to me later ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

5:50 PM - Yoshi: i know that im top priority, but you dont have to take me in public, geez ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

12:56 PM - Yoshi: Well you could always join me in bed and help wake me up ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

6:53 PM - Yoshi: when can i go take a nap?
6:59 PM - -[FF]- Soup: whenever you want
6:59 PM - -[FF]- Soup: but Cat and I will be sad
7:00 PM - Yoshi: well maybe you could help motivate me to stay ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

8:54 PM - Yoshi: well you can always go in my hole ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

12:15 AM - Yoshi: i bet i know how to energize you ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

9:07 PM - Yoshi: well i could give you a reason to scream my name ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

1:23 AM - Yoshi: well i really love getting your heart racing, yaknow? ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

12:05 AM - Yoshi: Yoshi: o btw my dirty mind found a way to make the statsme with soup slightly perverted
JakXster: wait wot?
JakXster: lol
Yoshi: so i think ima enjoy it a bit more now
Yoshi: well i mean she really likes to show off how im on top so
Yoshi: ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

9:43 PM - Yoshi: can i take advantage of a drugged up Souppy? ʕっ •ᴥ•ʔっ

7:00 PM - Yoshi: psst, whatcha doin?
7:01 PM - -[FF]- Soup: YOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
7:02 PM - Yoshi: well thats a nice answer ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
7:02 PM - -[FF]- Soup: OMG
7:02 PM - -[FF]- Soup: WOMAN!

11:36 PM - Yoshi: So you want me to get you out-of-breath? ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

10:06 PM - Yoshi: i'd like to see you without any underwear doe ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

7:54 PM - Yoshi: So how often do I get to taste some savory Soup?