Praise our lord Jesus.


I am a derp.

Let's countinue a trend.
FUNNY CONVERSATION TREND :D

#MartianProbs

xspyrez: but creep...
xspyrez: i need support from a martian lvl expert in this dangerous wasteland.
CяeeP: I can't, I'm working rn :(
xspyrez: dang.
CяeeP: and i don't have it installed
xspyrez: oh.
CяeeP: i need to clean my hard drive or buy a new one
xspyrez: even martian hard drives can get overloaded?
CяeeP: Yeah.
CяeeP: Your earthling games have a lot of storage requirements
xspyrez: XD
CяeeP: :P
xspyrez: can i put that on my wall?
CяeeP: #YOLO



#MartianNature


xspyrez: creep i have a question.
CяeeP: I have an answer
xspyrez: ...oh
xspyrez: well
xspyrez: how are martian children born?
CяeeP: Eggs
xspyrez: are they born within humans? cuz if yes im scared ._.
CяeeP: https://youtu.be/pn6y6GXQELo?t=73
CяeeP: It's kinda like this
CяeeP: except the martian tendril sticks out the butt while youre sleeping and lays the eggs under the mattress to incubate
CяeeP: then when it hatches it has food when the human goes to sleep
CяeeP: Yeah... not proud of my childhood
xspyrez: ...
xspyrez: oh.
xspyrez: GOIN STRAIGHT TO MY WALL :D XD
CяeeP: lol

#GamingCentralGoneWrong


xspyrez: hello is this gaming central??
xspyrez: are you like gamestop 2.0?
xspyrez: if so
xspyrez: i would like to order Uncharted 4
GamingCentral360: no dis is patrick
xspyrez: o.
xspyrez: *calls again*
xspyrez: is dis gaming central?
GamingCentral360: no this is patrick.
xspyrez: ...*calls again*
xspyrez: is dis gaming central?
GamingCentral360: NO THIS IS PATRICK *Slams phone*
GamingCentral360: Im not a gaming central -.-
xspyrez: pootis: central,dats the name of the store.
xspyrez: central?
xspyrez: rip.
xspyrez: ....
xspyrez: mkai i guess i gotta hide the evidence
xspyrez: *puts gaming in a bag*
GamingCentral360: xD
xspyrez: INTO MY WALL THIS GOES


#McCreeRep


The Sharpshooter: would u look at the time?
ThePootisHeavy: its 9:43 PM
ThePootisHeavy: why
The Sharpshooter: ...
The Sharpshooter: wel-...umm..
The Sharpshooter: oh....
ThePootisHeavy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Sharpshooter: have you ever heard of..
The Sharpshooter: HIGH NOON?!
ThePootisHeavy: but its closer to midnight than noon
ThePootisHeavy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Sharpshooter: ...
The Sharpshooter: oh.


#MartianIntelligence


The Sharpshooter: creep i have a question
The Sharpshooter: is polka dot a color or a sound?
CяeeP: neither
The Sharpshooter: ...o
CяeeP: type of pattern
The Sharpshooter: omg much wisdom
The Sharpshooter: would visit martian schools again
CяeeP: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polka_dot
CяeeP: learn dat wikipedia dog
The Sharpshooter: martians binge on wikipedia aswell? XD
CяeeP: yup
CяeeP: :P

#DASMIRROR

The Sharpshooter: Rez: Ok...
The Sharpshooter: I have an idea to prevent this, also..
The Sharpshooter: Come with me.*I walk to the bathroom, and point at the mirror.*
The Sharpshooter: This, literallly..is our saving grace.
Kakacarrotcake: ..
Kakacarrotcake: *Grabs mirror,
Kakacarrotcake: okay lets find this ♥♥♥♥♥
The Sharpshooter: (XD)

#HarrySpells..not
The Mysterious Stranger: tell me if this sounds like a magic spell
The Mysterious Stranger: Road Retorno
Kakacarrotcake: ..
Kakacarrotcake: eee
Kakacarrotcake: no
Kakacarrotcake: sounds like a mexican mad max movi
Kakacarrotcake: movie*
The Mysterious Stranger: XD
The Mysterious Stranger: may i put that on my wall?
The Mysterious Stranger: XD
Kakacarrotcake: sure.