Đánh giá gần đây bởi Harper Amelia

I spent four hours just walking around beating people to death with a giant dildo. I think I still prefer the more serious games like the newer GTA, but sometimes it is fun to channel your inner 14 year old for a little while.

Akatosh, Dibella, Zenithar, Mara, Stendarr, Kynareth, Julianos, Arkay, Talos. Long ago, the Nine holds of Skyrim lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Aldmeri Dominion attacked. Only the Dragonborn, master of the Dragon Shouts, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, a bunch of douchbags called "Mythic Dawn" stabbed him and killed off all of his heirs. Two hundred years passed, and the Greybeards and I discovered the new Dragonborn, a [REDACTED] named [REDACTED]. And although their Souting skills are great, they have a lot to learn before they are ready to save anyone [INSERT SHOT OF LYDIA "ACCIDENTALLY" GETTING SHOUTED OFF OF A CLIFF HERE] But I believe... We are probably all ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

A curious game. The only way to win is to find Gandhi and grind him and everything he holds dear into a fine powder before he can get his hands on some nukes.