By 95-100 years in age, a saguaro cactus can reach a height of 15-16 feet, and could start to produce its first arm. By 200 years old, the saguaro cactus has reached its full height, reaching upwards of 45 feet tall. Some saguaros have been seen with dozens of arms, while other cactus never produce a single one.
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Hey, The Guy From Boston, baby, and today I'm serious. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ten times worse than AIDS! I got an e-mail from some ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, raghead, over at www.titsassesanddicks.com . And here's the thing-- Nuclear ♥♥♥♥♥♥' war. Imminent-- No question about it! What you guys gotta do is start eatin' your ♥♥♥♥, start gettin' your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eaten out-- ♥♥♥♥♥♥' everything! Listen you skinny little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I jerk off to wrinkly lookin' ♥♥♥♥♥♥' balls! I SUCK LARGE ELEPHANT ♥♥♥♥♥! I take eighty seven ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥♥ in four minutes! YOU LITTLE COCKROACH BASTARDS! YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! So, that brings me back to YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You're all ♥♥♥♥♥♥' stupid! You're all ♥♥♥♥♥♥' SUCKIN' ♥♥♥♥! Worst of all you're ugly! And you don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥' think I got a set of Titties 'n beeeeeeeeer! ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ fiddly-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥! EUGH TEULGH LEUGH DEUGH BREUGHLEGH GYUEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.
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Me myself, personally, I done said said some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the internet bruh, but... heh, you uh... you gotta go buddy. Like, imma getchu outta here if it's the last thing I do. I ain't talkin about gettin ya account suspended either dawg. We gon kill you dawg. We gon getchu gone bruh. I'm talkin bout, we gon bury ya in the dirt... and we gonna stone you to death. Me an 600 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gon have you up against the wall and we all gonna shoot a hundred clips at you bro. We gon burn your house down. We gon tear- nah, imma find your address. Imma find your parents address, imma tell yo momma bout this tweet. EVERYTHING about this is wrong, bruh, you are not ok man. And you goin to a bad place. You goin to hell, bruh. There's no peace for where you goin bro. You not gonna make it out. Your damnation, WILL be ETERNAL.
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We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average ♥♥♥♥ size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s ♥♥♥♥ would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a ♥♥♥♥ is .77 lbs. If he swung his ♥♥♥♥ in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his ♥♥♥♥ breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.
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Lost my virginity at the Marshmello Fortnite concert, god it was so wild.... she was a default skin but that ♥♥♥♥♥ felt like a million v-bucks
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John waited. The CRT monitor in front of him degaussed and refreshed the screen. There were botnets in the system. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Kapor were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a hacker for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the computers and he said to rms "I want to be on the computers, rms."
rms said "No! You will BE INFECTED WITH BOTNETS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the server room of the WAT he knew there were botnets.
"This is Kapor" the radio crackered. "You must destroy the botnets!"
So John got on a terminal emulator and started emacs.
"HE GOING TO DESTROY US" said the botnets
"I will crash his system" said the Google botnet and he called a fork bomb. John killed the fork and tried to purge the malware. But then bash crashed and they were stuck and not able to destroy.
"No! I must destroy the botnets!" John shouted.
The radio said "No, John. You are the botnets"
And then John was a Mac-user.
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The insects feast upon my genitalia. A thousand black locusts make me climax one last time. This is the final orgy of I, Satan. Satan the lord and savior of the damned.