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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:05am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 4:30am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 6:30am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:37am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:15am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:23am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:47am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:42am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:05am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 11:34am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 4:30am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:02am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:11am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:11am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 6:07am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:23am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:23am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:56am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 6:01am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:23am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:00am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:47am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:42am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:42am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 6:30am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:30am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 7:47am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 6:36am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:19am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 5:23am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:26am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 11:37am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 4:48am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:05am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:34am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:29am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:53am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 10:05am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 4:38am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 10:58am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 9:44pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:01am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:11am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:31am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 6:01am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 11:36am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 3:42am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:53am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:49am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:29am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:09am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:10am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:45am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:12am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:01am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:29am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 5:49am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 4:58am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:16am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:44am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:36am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 6:52am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 3:22am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 7:51am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 2:21am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 8:23am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:34am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:37am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 9:43am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:30am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:43am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:28pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:41am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:12am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 3:13am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 6:54am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:26pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 5:54am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 9:54pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 6:05am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:15am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 4:41am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:45am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:23am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:52am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:47am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:40am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:01am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:30am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:30am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:05am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:52am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:30am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 10:35pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 5:23am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:06am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:53pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:22am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:44am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 4:40am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 3:13am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 9:27am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:39am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:41am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:28am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:19pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:53am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:06am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:44am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:50am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:33am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:11am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:47am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:10am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 7:51am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 11:57am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:58am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:57am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:49pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 11:24am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:25am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:37am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 2:21am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:06pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:27am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:40am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:45am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 3:15pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 3:42am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:17am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:58am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:21am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:20am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:48am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:07am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:32am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:00am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 2:27am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 8:22am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 1:19pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 5:44am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:48am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:02am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:56pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 1:00pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:01am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:43am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:59am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:57am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:51am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:31am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:32am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:16am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:27am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:36am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:05am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:20am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:52am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 11:56am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:55am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:42am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:54am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:49am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:54am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:41am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:47am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:49am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:11am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:00am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:39am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:53pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 4:30am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:25am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:33am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May @ 1:15pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 7:32pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 7:09am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:35pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 6:49am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 10:59pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 11:51am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 7:56am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 10:59am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:14am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:33am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 11:27am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:36am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 6:09am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:03am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:49am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:34am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 11:08am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 11:00am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 11:24am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:43am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:13am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:42am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:22am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 1:01pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:32pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:19am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:34am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:34am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:26am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:03am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 12:54pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:15am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:48am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:41am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:35am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 5:50am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:33am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:35am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:46am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:47am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:51pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 2:45am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:51am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:33am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:46am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:57pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:32am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:44pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 4:40pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:12am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:38am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:12am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:19am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:32am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 11:07am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 6:47pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 11:19am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:58am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:45pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 4:05am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 12:49pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:41am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:57am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:07am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:00pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 11:44am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:50pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 11:13am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:33am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:52am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 4:43am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 3:20am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:06am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:49am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:15am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 10:20pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 11:21pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:47am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 11:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 12:36am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 8:00am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:20am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 5:44am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:58pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 6:31am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:51am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:15am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 1:23pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 9:24am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 11:03am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:40pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 9:02am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:29am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:57am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:34am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:55am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:07am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 9:36am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 5:31am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:14am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 8:22am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:52am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:27am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:19am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:22am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 5:23am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:32am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:07am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 7:11am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:01am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 2:21am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:16pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:42am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:20am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:13am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 11:08am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 7:45pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 9:02am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 11:19am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:37am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:44pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 9:38am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

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