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ㅤ* The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
ㅤ* A newly-wed couple had recently opened a joint bank account. "Darling", said the man. "The bank has returned that cheque you wrote last week."
"Great", said the woman. "What shall I spend it on next?"
ㅤ* Why do doctors call what they do "practice?"
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