Once the chosen one of Hogwarts, I’ve traded my wand for an AK-47 and my spellbook for a strategy guide. No more duels in the Great Hall—now, it’s all about clutch plays on Dust2 and dominating Nuke. I’ve got headshots sharper than Godric Gryffindor’s sword, and my spray control is as precise as a well-cast Expelliarmus.