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25 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
694.6 hrs on record
CS:GO Review
matchmaking 0/10
learning russian 10/10
Posted 18 December, 2021.
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42 people found this review helpful
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28.9 hrs on record
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⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠁⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄
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⣮⣥⠄⠄⠄⠛⢿⣿⣿⡆⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣿
Posted 18 December, 2021.
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108 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
28.9 hrs on record
good game
toxic players
clown admin/mod acting like kid
Posted 18 December, 2021.
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120 people found this review helpful
60 people found this review funny
2
28.9 hrs on record
add uncensored mode you cowards
Posted 18 December, 2021.
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144 people found this review helpful
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28.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
--{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 18 December, 2021.
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136 people found this review helpful
88 people found this review funny
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28.9 hrs on record
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Posted 18 December, 2021.
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117 people found this review helpful
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28.9 hrs on record
Women fear me
fish fear me
Men turn their eyes away from me
As I walk, no beast dare makes a sound
in my presence
I am alone on this barren earth

And let any fish
who meets my gaze
Learn the true meaning of fear
For I am the harbinger of death
The bane of creatures subaqueous
My rod is true and unwavering
As I cast into the aquatic abyss
A man, scorned by this uncaring earth
Finds solace in the sea
My only friend
The worm upon my hook
Wriggling, writhing
Struggling to surmount
The mortal pointlessness
That permeates this barren world

I am alone

I am empty

And yet

I fish
Posted 18 December, 2021.
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26 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
28.9 hrs on record
electronic can't be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (
Posted 18 December, 2021.
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27 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
28.9 hrs on record
---{Plot}---
☐ It will replace your life
☐ Memorable
☐ Interesting
☐Not boring
☐ Better go to sleep
✓ The plot?

---{Graphics}---
☐ Reality looks worse
☐ Juicy
✓ Good
☐ Acceptable
☐ Bad
☐ Is there something there?
☐ Dangerous for the eyes

--- {Gameplay} ---
☐ You can do this forever
✓ Interesting
☐ Simple gameplay
☐ Well this
☐ Better to just sit still
☐ Looks like the developers forgot that they were making the game

---{Audio}---
☐ Ecstasy
✓ Very good
☐ Good
☐Will go
☐ Your voice sounds better
☐ Play without sound

---{Dynamics}---
✓ WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE ?!
☐ Very dynamic
☐ Intensive
☐ Moderately
☐ Calm down
☐ You can even fall asleep
☐ Maybe she just froze?

---{Complexity}---
☐ Sell your soul to Satan
☐ It will be a hard road
✓ Just learning / becoming a master is hard
☐ Medium
☐ Sometimes you will need to play with two hands
☐ Press "X" to win

---{Lecture hall}---
☐ Newborns
☐ Children
✓ Adults
☐ People
☐ Definitely NOT people

--- {PC Requirements} ---
☐ Wait for the quantum computer
☐ Powerful
☐ Normal
✓ The first computer will go
☐ Calculator will do
☐ It will start even if you just connect the electricity

--- {Leveling} ---
☐ You can't do it in one life
☐ An overabundance of grind
☐ Sometimes you get bored
✓ It's just gameplay
☐ Only if you want to be a showcase
☐ There is nothing to pump

--- {Game time} ---
✓ Infinity is not the limit!
☐ Quite long
☐ Medium
☐ Short
☐ You won't have time to blink

---{Price}---
☐ You have nowhere to put your money?
☐ Not worth spending
☐ You can wait for the discount (I would even say it is necessary)
☐ Price meets expectations
✓ Free

--- {Bugs} ---
☐ CAUTION! RESERVE!
☐ May be annoying
✓ Sometimes come across
☐ Have you seen them?
☐ There is simply nothing to bug

The so-called card tower defense, the games are very fast, my longest game lasted 6 minutes, and the shortest 45 seconds. Good balance, you can climb quite high in the rating system with a self-created deck even without knowing the rating decks. Frequent add-ons that when they go out there is an opportunity to get it for free. Despite the fact that the game is shareware, you can play it absolutely without donations. In a word, other card games need to take an example from this one.
Posted 18 December, 2021.
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25 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
28.9 hrs on record
Been fishing in this game for over 8 hours now and haven't caught a single russian.

Name is potentially misleading
Posted 18 December, 2021.
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