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The Word of Ogre
"And the people asked, Ogre, is there but one true God? And Ogre spoke, No, it's just as high as we can count" - Multiclesiastes, 45:16
"The crowd turned to Ogre, who was on Radiant, to listen to his words. "Where did that funny light come from" and the crowd knew what he spoke of. " Book of Ignitus 24:13
"The people turned to the Ogre , asking the simple questions "How many saviors are there oh lord? And they replied with a startled "Uh.... one?" -Book of Ignitus - 35:21
"When asked about the all powerful gods, Ogre responded with: Could never figure that guy out. Me neither." -Book of Mysteries 3:14
"When asked about fun activities, Ogre gave his word, 'Running's not as fun as hitting.' 'Not one bit fun." -Book of Mysteries 2:4
"While in the River ♥♥♥, which is still there to this day, a creep asked whether it was good to share the fruits of his labor, Ogre replied " That was so good, we had to do it again" the creep then went forth and did it again many times and shared the word of Ogre" Book of Ignitus 25:16
"When asked with lighting the path for the masses Ogre turned and said "You're a firestarter! You are!" and the people started their own fire" -Book of Ignitus - 7:13
"When on their pilgrimage, the people turned to Ogre and asked where they were headed and he turned and said 'Lets go North! No! South!' " - Multiclesiastes, 25:1
"After the people fled the wildfire that started, Ogre said "You should have put that out." and the people knew it to be true" - Final chapt of the book of ignitus
"In the year of 6.81, Ogre was asked many times on the topic of gratitude, many other heroes sought Ogres teaching "We didn't need... Shut up and say thank you" is what was said that day, thus the heroes hearts were softened and many thanks were given" Book of Ignitus 32:14
"When tasked with beginning the great pilgrimmage Ogre looked at the people and said What, it ain't started already? I thought it started." Book of Roshan 1:2
"And you will know my name is OgreJesus when I lay my Gading Gading upon thee" - Barathrum 25:36
"Jar'akhal sent word to Ogre in seeking his help with victory over his enemies, "We won!, No were on the other side". Jarakhal, so shocked was he knew that day that Dota is never won" 2nd Epistle to Tinker 3:45
"There was much searching through the lands for one to be the savior of the people. A man approached OgreJesus and it was said "Brother, where are you? Who's asking?" -Book of Danl 4:56
"After the final blows had landed and the seperate armies retreated OgreJesus stood in teh middle of the field and said 'Maybe now we can get out of each other's way.'" Book of Danl 2:12
"When the false prophet Dazzle lay at his feet, Ogre looked down upon him, smiled and said 'Dazzle, more like Duhzzle' - Book of Aggron 3:17
"When asked about the dangers of drinking, OgreJesus spoke: 'My bottle. My cork.' And the people realized that only they could control their own habits." book of Roshan 9:11
"When the people came to OgreJesus with complaints about the difficulties of life, he replied simply with 'You need to work on your skill. Like us. '" Book of Mysteries 3:21
"When OgreJesus stepped out to meet the enemy of his people he said "Damn. We're good." And the enemy wept for they knew it to be true" Book of Roshan 1:23