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1.9 hrs on record
Go buy the 2005 version, only $15 and none of the issues. Literally a money grab from Aspyr. If they hadn't have released the full version this badly I might have enjoyed it.
Posted 14 March, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
49.8 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)
A timeless game. Played when I was a kid and returning to it now is amazing. The modding community allow for a massive amount of tweaks and changes and even a conquest multiplayer mod extending the potential of the game.

I really wish that Petroglyph would remaster it with the help of some of the main modders. As it would definitely be a game that would gain a lot of traction
Posted 9 March, 2024.
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13.5 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
I would heavily recommend this game, it is most certainly worth buying. The battles are so great and they can be re-watched if one wishes to understand why they won/lost. Now before I properly start, this is mainly a review addressed at the developers and improvements that need to be made, I wholeheartedly would say this is in my to 5 games since I began to play it.

It being an indie game however means there are a few things that definitely need to be fixed. The main downfall of the game is the AI, their pathing is atrociously basic, spawn in, go directly to objective and get mowed down by a barrage of machine gun fire. They don't follow resource rules, they don't spawn vehicles unless the AI is put onto higher difficulties and if left to defend, often times AI will not shoot the enemy until they are like 5-10m in front of where the soldier is looking. While there are times these issues don't arise, in the games I have played so far I have noticed them consistently with the majority of games.

Other issues that take place that I have identified are ones that I have only identified in about 50% of games, for example, one of the major issues is the firing priorities, troops will often continue to attack immobile vehicles with only a driver when there are enemy troops attacking them, not prioritising fire towards hostiles. Another issue is the spotting, while the fog of war in Call to Arms is a nice touch, often times troops just don't get spotted even when they are right beside a squad mowing said squad down.

I would also like to state again, I understand it looks like I am being harsh on the game, but this game is just too good to let issues not be addressed.
Posted 30 September, 2019.
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2 people found this review funny
93.7 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Lack of game mechanics...

I wanted to buy this game and play Mul-T so I could build myself a house with his nails. Get 2 hours into the game and finally unlock him, no where is there an ability to build my dream Minecraft house.
Posted 25 April, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
108.4 hrs on record (105.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I feel like creating a full on review is to much for this game...


Just simply, it is a good...
Wait no. GREAT game.
Posted 12 December, 2017.
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717.5 hrs on record (143.5 hrs at review time)
Just yes, all I have to say is yes
Posted 12 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
532.1 hrs on record (24.5 hrs at review time)
This is a great game.
I have spent so much time cradling myself and protecting myself from that evil ****ing nurse. If you have watched youtube videos or twich and wondered why people play suvivor or the opposite is because it is EXTREMELY balanced. I though of this and gave playing a survivor a try. Well now I only play survivor. XD. It is so fun being chased by my twin brothers LeatherFace and Hillbilly. Really they aren't all that bad. They gave me some survivors heads yesterday. Ok to end this off i have to say that it is a great game and I can even play it without taking a break because it doesn't get boring. There is so many funny moments I have seen, *COUGH* a hunter just following a noob and not attacking *COUGH*.
Better end it here and remember...
Going outside doesn't hurt it's only grass








Oh yeah the shape won't jump out of a tree because your outside.
Posted 27 September, 2017.
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17.3 hrs on record (16.0 hrs at review time)
Ok to start off it is old.
BUT it is a great game. I hadn't played it in so long that I forgot I had so much fun. The story is insane I have played through it multiple times on my xbox. I love it but the only problem is that it gets repetative in the early stages so press on and don't just play all day because like most games you will get bored and put it down for 3 years like I did XD. Maybe not to that extent by yeah. If you have having second thoughts don't you will have so much fun. Also if you have a friend to play with tell them to buy it because the game gets 5x better from there.
Have fun and remember...
Get outside sometimes.
Posted 27 September, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
467.8 hrs on record (148.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is the tree of all life, Ark has never disappointed in that it has always made me want me to play more. If I could i would never put this game down!
Posted 20 December, 2015.
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34.9 hrs on record (22.2 hrs at review time)
Best ever FREE ROAM GAMES!!!
Posted 28 June, 2014.
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