I once tried trading with this dude and he said he was playing peanut?!?!?! whatever that means

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What is a Garloid?

It’s a lab-grown pet. Basically it’s genetically modified stem cells multiplied in a bioreactor. When they’re young, you just soak them in a lukewarm nutrient solution once per day. As they age they should drink and eat independently. They’re illegal in most first world countries - not by name, but rather by general legislation regarding stem cells. But they’re super popular in mainland China right now. They were even available on Banggood and Aliexpress for a short time until the pro-life folks figured out they’re grown from stem cells. In the mainland, they’re referred to as "jia lu yi". In the image below someone is force watering their Garloid. The reason for this is sometimes they flat out refuse to drink water. If the Garloid does not consume enough water it won't produce milk.

What is the point of owning a Garloid?

The end goal of Garloid ownership is to obtain the milk that they produce. The milk has many health and spiritual benefits.