Then sink the teeth and bat your eyes


































































































































































It was the night before Christmas
When all through the house
Everybody was stoned, even the mouse
Man from the courthouse and me from jail
I just settled down to get
A piece of her tail
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter
I tripped on my DíCK and busted my bladder
I went downstairs, and what did I see?
A fat little red FAGGÖT, hanging from a tree
He stuffed the stockings with
Reefers and beer
And a big fat hairy ¨DÏCKfor the family queer
That's the end of my story