WHAT UP!!! I'm a cool guy looking for other cool guys to hang out in my party mansion (nothing sexual). Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING sexual!!

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You have been visited by the 301th german panzer division.
Seen any jews lately?

This is rather amusing, I must say. Posting my adventures to “cringe”? That’s cute. Of course, this just reinforces my theory that most of humanity is beneath my intellect; you see someone as gifted as me and your feeble psyches are unable to comprehend my supremacy. You find it “cringeworthy” that I wear the same hats worn by the Blues Brothers and use the same weapons used by ancient samurai? How utterly absurd. It’s people like you that make me ashamed to be a human, living as a mental powerhouse amongst a mob of brainless, fairytale worshipping cretins. No wonder women rush to you, they must be subconsciously afraid of sophisticated gentlemen such as myself. Of course, society has taught women that they deserve to be mistreated. You are the scum of society. You are the real cringe, and you just try to bully those who watch MLP (a show for all ages) to make yourselves feel better. I am giving you one warning and one warning only: take my video off cringe, now.

lol, when you finna rub one out but you outta goldbond so you use shampoo for lube then it get in yo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and sting a'lil