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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:34am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:47am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:44am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:27am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 10:10am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:20am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:09am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:06am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 5:43am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:09am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:51am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:13pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:17am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:47pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:30am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:52am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:56am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:50am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 4:01am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:54am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 5:47am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:27am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:50am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:18am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:11am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:48am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:49am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:49am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:49am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:49am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:59am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:49am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:15am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:21am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:43am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:29pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 5:48am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 12:22pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:11pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:50am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:27am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:42am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:16am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 5:48am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:18am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:27am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:18am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:56am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:24am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:38am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:18am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:13am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:26am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:40am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:48am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:37am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:59am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:24pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:20am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:16am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:16pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:47am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 5:05am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 12:46am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:34am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 2:56am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:28am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 11:33am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:42am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:16am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:12am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:16am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:54am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:59am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 6:41am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:12am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:06am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 6:50am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 9:55am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 11:28am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:51pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:20am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:28pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 5:47am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:59am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:05am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:37am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 6:39am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 2:21am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 6:50am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 6:25am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:29pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:45am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:48am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:50am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:40am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:24am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:34am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:38am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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