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>.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!! [] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!!

Omg hai ___^ I'm anon-san and I absolutely luuuv __ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!! ! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<33333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [OO;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ___ he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!!

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when im at school, i love farting so much. its like im showing everyone something i created. my chemicals, my stinky stinky chemicals flowing into their body from their noses. it really gets me going. i love seeing their repulsed face, it lets me know i got a reaction and their truly embracing the stink. i try to fart at least twice every period to let my stinky wet fart juices spill all over the room. God. It feels SO good.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section . He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen: sorry man i am not taking the risk

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section . He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen: sorry man i am not taking the risk

Some people say that people with biiiiig bellies are big and greedy. I say; It's a fat guy eat fat world.

Why did you comment here? Another massive L

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, WHY DID YOU COMMENT HERE

mate who the hell are you.

Topman22??????? who the hell are you lmaooooooo

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Not gonna be active on Dicsord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because I'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and it's not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless discord degenerates (because I'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't understand)

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

pinis surgry love story

Boy: im going pinis surgery


Girl: ok i love you


Boy love tou t2 bby


Boy wak upo see doc no gf


Boy; where my gf


Doc who do you tiphink gave you the pinis


Boy: what

I genuinely love and care about you and I want to watch you sleep and shower with you but nothing sexual because I love you like a sister. I could give you massages before bed and be your pillow and we could watch movies and cook and hide bodies together then after that if we go to jail we can go together and prank people or just play jokes on guards and get time added to our sentences but if one of us gets out before the other we could break them out and then keep playing hide n seek with the police and leave clues but after we escape the country we can settle down and relax again and have fun and if we stop in siberia I'll knit you a sweater and jumper and joggers and then we can run around and sweat together and then we could play games and see who can beat the most people without getting caught or maybe play pokemon and we can start a business making chainmail or we can go to tibet and practice being monks like friends do and then we can go to africa and wrestle lions

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture (I really wanted to tell you that) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! (I know why its a guy thing honestly.) We should really play L4D2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you *wink* sorry that wasn't flirting I swear I'm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? We should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

forgive english, i am Russia.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ♥♥♥, I ♥♥♥ IN ♥♥♥" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ♥♥♥

The proboscis monkey is a large species, being one of the largest monkey species native to Asia. Only the Tibetan macaque and a few of the gray langurs can rival its size. Sexual dimorphism is pronounced in the species. Males have a head-body length of 66 to 76.2 cm (26.0 to 30.0 in) and typically weigh 16 to 22.5 kg (35 to 50 lb), with a maximum known weight of 30 kg (66 lb). Females measure 53.3 to 62 cm (21.0 to 24.4 in) in head-and-body length and weigh 7 to 12 kg (15 to 26 lb), with a maximum known mass of 15 kg (33 lb).

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Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture (I really wanted to tell you that) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! (I know why its a guy thing honestly.) We should really play L4D2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you *wink* sorry that wasn't flirting I swear I'm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? We should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx