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A decision which, viewed through the retrospectoscope,
is "obvious" to those who failed to make it originally.
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War spares not the brave, but the cowardly.
-- Anacreon
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Lois: We'll continue this discussion tonight, young man. A woman is not an object.
Peter: Your mother's right, son. Listen to what it says.
Lois: Peter!
Peter: Uh, uh, I didn't say that. Lee Majors did.
Lee Majors: What? Women are things.
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years.
-- George Burns
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It's hard to think of you as the end result of millions of years of evolution.
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sugar daddy, n.:
A man who can afford to raise cain.
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Man's unique agony as a species consists in his perpetual conflict between
the desire to stand out and the need to blend in.
-- Sydney J. Harris
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