Hello! My name is Saoirse Foxspan, and I have no talent in introductions, so rather than trying, allow me to borrow one:
I am the very model of a modern Major-Fox,
I've infurmation [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED],
I know the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED], and I quote my mistakes historical,
From Marathon to [REDACTED], in order alphabetical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters very [REDACTED],
I do not understand equations, either complex or theoretical,
About [REDACTED], I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the [REDACTED] of the [REDACTED].

-Bows gracefully-
(This description previously most foul has been graciously audited by the Business of Family Friendly Ferrets.)

They/Them please!