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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 12:26pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 8:28am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 8:25am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 9:56am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 8:32am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 9:08am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 11:41am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2014 @ 12:48pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2014 @ 8:12am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 11:34am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2014 @ 12:48pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 11:45am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 1:23pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 12:50pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 12:41pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 1:01pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 11:38am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2014 @ 12:48pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 8:12am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 12:24pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 11:33am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 2:33am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 2:29am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 2:39am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 2:41am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 9:51am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 9:56am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2016 @ 2:59am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 9:55am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2016 @ 2:43am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 10:06am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 5:11am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 12:52pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 8:10am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 1:30pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 1:13pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 1:14pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 1:08pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 1:03pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 12:56pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 1:19pm



Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

BFF

Lick a friend

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Jörgen

Jörgen.

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.