Zǎo shang hǎo zhōng guó!
Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu bing chilling
Wǒ hěn xǐ huān bing chilling
Dàn shì "sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ" bǐ bing chilling
"sù dù yǔ jī qíng, sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ"
Wǒ zuì xǐ huān
Suǒ yǐ xiàn zài shì yīn yuè shí jiān
Zhǔn bèi
Yī, èr, sān

he probably will edge to this:
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣗⣯⣿⣶⣿⣶⡄
⠄⠄⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣷⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀
⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣧
⠄⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⡄
⠄⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧
⠄⠄⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿
⠄⠄⣿⣧⢿⣧⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣴⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿
⠄⠄⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠄⠄⣿⣿⡟⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣿⣿⣿

⏰⏰🔊WAKE UP SLEEPY JOE‼️‼️😴💤 It's TIME⌚for the GAPE 🕳️ of the Union👬🇺🇸 and KUMALA'S 👮🏿‍♀️💦 mad😡 cause 👴🏻Uncle Joe👴🏻 took ALL her uppers🫠💊🍭😝 EVERYONE'S watching:👀👀 ♥♥♥♥♥ McConnell👴🏻🐢 ♥♥♥♥ Schumer👴🏻🤓HaCREAM Jeffries🧑🏿‍🦲💦and Mike and his JOHNSON👨🏻‍🦳⛪...RepubliCUNTS🐘 and DEMONcrats👹 alike are🚶🚶lining up🪑to see Biden FLASH 💃his POTUSSY🦅like it's visiting day at the senior center👴🏻👵🏻🏥 Inflation's🎈making ALL our bills📄📃 get bigger😵... fatter🫨... and longer💸💳 and Aunt Karen👵🏻 is getting NOSTALGIC💖💘for when Donald🍊🧑🏼‍💼🗽wanted to GRAB HER ♥♥♥♥♥🫴🙀🤟... Can Joe REVITALIZE his BASE⁉️😮‍💨 make his BIG TENT⛺😗even BIGGER⁉️🎪🥵😫and make HISTORY👩🏻‍🏫as the SECOND✌️ Catholic✝️👼to DIE IN OFFICE⁉️⁉️⁉️

-rep. He likes to touch kids and drink their semen. Kinda gay ngl, but that's just the way he is i guess. I was hearing noises from my toilet. Some repairmen came to my house, only to find him hidding in the sewers under my house. He had been feasting on feces and piss.

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