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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:07am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:20am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 8:25am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:52am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:36am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 2:12pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 8:25am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 5:16am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:20am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 11:41am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 8:28am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:02am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 5:04am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:21am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:33am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:38am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:35am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 11:41am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:23am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:04pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 6:48am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:44am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:26am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 8:33am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 7:21am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 9:01am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 2:22am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:05am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:41am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:55am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 8:13am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 11:35am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:55pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:58pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:59am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:17pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:36am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:21am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:26am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:41am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:24am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:44am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:49pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:01pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:11am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 5:27am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:30am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:05am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:17pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:11pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:16am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 7:00am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:56pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:56pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:14am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:19am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:50am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:33pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:54am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:42pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 10:33am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 5:35am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:12am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:15am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:13am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 6:53pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:37pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:14am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:45am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:14am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:54am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 1:21pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:20am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 2:06pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 11:35am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:35am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:14am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:02pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:43pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:56am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 1:28pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:05am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 6:58pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:26am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:05pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 7:27am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:14pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:29am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 7:27am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:54am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 10:34am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:33am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:58am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 8:55am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:38am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:38am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:59pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 7:23am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 8:32am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 7:28am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:54am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:05am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:54pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:58am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 1:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:48pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 7:32am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 7:31am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:48am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 11:24am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:54am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:56am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 11:28am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:27pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:42am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:14am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:44am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 6:03pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 4:12am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 8:06pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:15am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:10pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 7:30am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:37am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:31pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:57am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:59am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 7:23am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:38am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:09am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:38am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:05am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:00pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:54pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 9:37am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:54pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:56am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:38am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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