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Получено 8 из 28 (29%) достижений:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Дата получения: 10 мая. 2021 г. в 22:25

Go Right

Move to the right.
Дата получения: 10 мая. 2021 г. в 22:25

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Дата получения: 10 мая. 2021 г. в 22:55

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Дата получения: 10 мая. 2021 г. в 22:34

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Дата получения: 10 мая. 2021 г. в 23:05

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Дата получения: 10 мая. 2021 г. в 23:02

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Дата получения: 10 мая. 2021 г. в 23:51

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Дата получения: 10 мая. 2021 г. в 22:21



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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