- Guiep 2019
"Cookie hosted the second world war" - Epic 2019
"The first world war was an insurance fraud" - Guiep 2019
"Cookie started the third world war by having a discussion about soaked cereals" - 2019
"Ambulance cars are epileptic dragons" - Guiep 2019
"I'm thinking out of the box, to get the microwave into the box, to get it past the cops" - Cookie 2019
"But I don't need a key to Uzbekistan" - Cookie 2019
"You should sneeze more often" Guiep 2019
"I imagine Soup writing every quote on a brick and then rebuilding the german wall out of it" - Xenobis and VIPO 2019
"Wenn du 'ne Strahlenvergiftung hast, kotzt du auch nur noch im Strahl" - Totilot 2019
"Soup, do you know Backyard Scientist? You are the definetly the Backyard Terrorist" - Guiep 2019
"Cookie shot Famfo, and I have his fork" - Wokieyas 2019
"This Radiotower just parried my attack" - Sentine 2019
"Okay, i'm gonna wait a bit faster" - Cookie 2019

"Wer andern eine Grube gräbt, brauch in Deutschland eine Baugenehmigung" - Epic 2020
"Gleichberechtigung wird hier großgeschrieben, denn unser Capslock ist Kaputt" - VIPO und Royalmustard 2020
"And if we cut it in half, we can make an elephant" - Guiep 2020
">>..but my grandma can eat mice along with their skeletons aswell<< -Epic" - Guiep 2020
"Could you stop eating my Graphite?" - famfo, Operator of the Tschernobyl Nuclear Plant, Reactor 4
"So you want to tell me, that it's cannibalism, if I bite my own tongue?!" - Jox 2020
"You can't spell MS Paint without PAIN" - Guiep 2020
"Why are you dying? I haven't died for 500 years" - Guiep 2020
"Guiep, what do your creations and Besiege in eating in the morning have in common? They Breakfast" - Me, not being very polite 2020
"Kowalski, Electrolysis" - Guiep 2020
"Hans Potter and the Panthers Transmission" - Guiep 2020
"Help, I am being DDos'd by directories, that don't exists" - Guiep 2020
"Guiep, I need something that Floats" Guiep: "Mosque?" - 2020
"Sentine: I want a plague doctor! Cookie: A helicopter?" - 2020
"Do not question the holy centaur of hitler having a rap-battle with god" - Cookie 2020 (combined)
"Karl Liebknecht couldn't arrive, since his village has been terrorized by a Succubus" - Cookie 2020
"I bit my Keyboard and now Microsoft Office has started" - Xenobis 2020
"Are you using a sonar to look over a fence?" - Guiep 2020
"I am no longer in breach of galactic law, and to celebrate I shall stab Sentine in the foot" - Guiep 2020
"10 U-Boots a day keep the allies away" - Guiep 2020
"Could you stop sexually harassing my axe" - Guiep 2020
"Despite your doubt, I have a campfire up my a*rse" - Guiep 2020
"Im afraid I need more elevators, to deal with this kind of ♥♥♥♥" - Guiep 2020
"I checked his ass and it was alright" - Michi 2020
"You've got sunburn on your arm, despite wearing sunglasses" - Strubel 2020
"I think i'm gonna buy this Glock... Oh wait, thats no airsoft - Cookie 2020
"Poland will be Hentai'd to death... Octopus Hentai" - Guiep, Military High Command 2020
"If a fly lands in Churchills cup of tea, I will know it" - Guiep 2020 talking about his radar coverage of britain.
"A collective intelligence of a pencil sharpener" - Guiep 2020
"Kids and undead love it so, the happy world of Haribo" - Guiep 2020
"Hey, I have a question. Do you want to have a heart-attack?" - Guiep 2020
"freeman ist doomguy in disguise" - Boris 2020
"Kill it before it lays eggs" - Zuzinami regarding vacuum cleaners.
"Did you just try to storm a house with a pumpkin in your hand?" - Skillomat
"Kloster-Combat" - Strubel 2020
"There's a baby in the background. Are you sure the baby is not a radio-jammer?" - Guiep 2020
"The alligator had PTSD from the Battle of Berlin" - Guiep 2020
"Berlin ist auch die größte Stadt Dortmunds" - Strubel 2020
"Könntest du aufhören Leute zu essen" - Xelantro 2020
"And now we're gonna play 2 minutes of rice" - FishHead 2020
"Look. those two Items are identical. Especially this one. It's almost twice as identical as the other one" - ?!?
"I'm gonna dual-wield potatoes" - Blackdog313 2020
"Tetris is the Darksouls of the 1980's" - Guiep 2020
"Involuntary organ donation" - royalmustard 2020
"Can you do me a flavour?" - Xelantro 2020
"Can we make Jehovas Witnesses a SWAT-Unit?" - Guiep 2020
"Pump-Action-Sandwich" - Alkatraz 2020
"Ich bin Rommels Fahrer"- MHN 2020
"Suicide-Jokes are my job. ♥♥♥♥, now i'm dead" Xelantro 2020
"Ich glaub, ich hab Bahnvorstellungen" - Strubel 2020
"Curie-Wurst" - royalmustard
"The B52 is so old, it is nicknamed a Stratosaurus" - ???
"Socialist Jazz" - Guiep 2020
"famfo, how about a ride in the most romantic helicopter in afghanistan?" - Guiep 2020
"Guiep: How is El Presidente doing? Cookie: Currently he's trying to assasinate his Co-Workers with a construction flood light"
"this is why I hate wardrobes. They just don't listen to you" - Sentine 2020
"Pipi Langstrumpf? Langstrumpf sounds like an SS-Division" - Guiep 2020
"Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree. I've put a slinky in my ice-tea" - Guiep being very poetic 2020
"You have Jesus in your friendlist?" - Guiep 2020
"I brought an RPG to a pencil fight"- Blackdog 2020
"I like the thought of gravity being a psionic sandwich, somewhere in space." - Guiep 2020

"I am using Napalm to defend garlic bread" - Guiep 2021
"Everyone is equal. Except some people are more equal than others" - Guiep 2021
"Are you using filing cabinets as a TOW-Launcher" - Guiep 2021
"I think hanging a single cube of ice is not a valid fire protection measure" - Guiep 2021
"KFC stands for Kerbin Fried Cosmonaut" - Guiep during reentry 2021
"Which colour do blueberries have?" - Blueberry 2021
"Oh noe, it's Serbian TARDIS" - Guiep 2021
"French is just Spanish with a cold" - Guiep 2021
"I pray to you, gods of Thermodynamics. Please help me get this engine to self-sustain the combustion without burning down my house. In the name of Colin Furze, Isaac Newton and Propane Fuel. Amen" - Integza 2021
"You should slurp more often" - Guiep 2021
"You are using Greg Thompson as a tool for lobotomy!" - Guiep 2021
"Alter, hast du mich grade mit Ronald McDonald erschlagen?!" - Alkatraz 2021
"That was so loud, my tinitus has tinitus" - Guiep 2021
"Sorry, but we did turn percy (their cat) into a shotgun already on several occasions" - Guiep 2021
"At what point in history do you have to ♥♥♥♥ up, in order to become Italian" - Guiep 2021
"Why are you gay? Guiep: Because Cookie said so."- 2021
"Britain? I think I have a Screenshot of that somewhere" - Guiep 2021
"Soup, help, my legs are walking off without me" - Xelantro 2021
"Totilot: I don't like people Me: why? Totilot: They taste bad" - 2021
"Your mom are bicycles" - famfo while doing captchas 2021
"Hecker and Cough" - Guiep 2021
"Hey, why are you not at my bar? What's more interesting than my bar?
*diappointed voice* ah, radiation..." - Sentine -2021
"Wir sollten alle Nazis Zwangsimpfen. Damit denen der rechte Arm so weh tut, dass die den nicht mehr heben können" - Spaceman 2021
"Welcome to the world of high voltage, where everything is a wire and you're probably going to die" - William Osman 2021
"When you think about it, electricity is not communism" - Guiep 2021
"Tesco did not do Pearl Harbour" - Guiep 2021
"Do you really want to risk a civil war in America for a movie about Nicolas Cage smuggling a contrabass through Boston"- Mustard, Guiep, Soup 2021
"Excuse me, Hitler is not a colour" - Mustard 2021

old stuff:
"Underidoderidoderiododeridoo" - Winston Churchill
"Is it right- or left-handed traffic? It is DODGE ME OR DIE TRAFFIC" - Strubel and Neven 2017
"Some people tell me that 60fps has no sence because the human eye can only capture 30fps. I always tell them that the human has two eyes, so he can see 60. 30fps+30fps=60fps.
They always believe me." -