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It's COOL to be autistic!
Post this on the wall of an autistic friend and tell them how COOL they are

-Rep Was tricked into paying over 50 thousand dollars cash for an "all expense paid trip" Walt Disneyworld, Florida. Upon arriving, I was told that this friendship trip of 2 that was planned for YEARS might have a few unexpected "guests". I was immediately met by the entire Sydney Philharmonic Orchestra. For whatever reason we spent the entire weekend doing manual labor and yard work, not knowing why or ever once setting foot in the damn park. Whenever I asked about it the lot would say something along the lines of "We'll get to it when we get to it." At the end of it all I saw them to the airport where i soon learned not one person bought a return ticket, and they all simultaneously emptied their pockets, looked at me, and frowned. You can fill in the rest. Aside Thanksgiving 2018 with my Ex-wife, and that long summer in Gitmo, this has to be the worst experience of my life.

+Rep saw goofy

+rep Hi, i'm currently out of ligation options and need your help. Basically, i'm an up-and-coming entrepreneur, selling these little cubes of ice to paying customers, whether it be to coldify a drink, or add a little spice in the bedroom (like hot coals for the back but ice). Now, this endeavor has presented fruitful and i am coming into a large sum of wealth. But recently, the duke of Algiers mailed me saying he was in conflict with warring nations and needed financial aid. being the good man i am i decided to help. Long story short, this was not the royal i thought it was, and have a hunch that it was the ex-investor of Nice Cube®. No "legal" ramifications could be pursued in this matter so i'd like to hire your services to put a hex in him, preferably today or tomorrow. thank you!

-rep Did a tarot card reading with this hag and she presented me with a soaking wet Ace of Spades, a boot-leg yugioh card, and an uno card and tried to explain to me that this was the "New Tarot"

ape mode

damn goblins really did that huh?

JeffSessionsFan911@Westcoast.wizards.edu <donotreply@k3.com>

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