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Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2015 @ 3:55am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 3:21pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:05pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2015 @ 6:36pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2020 @ 3:57pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2015 @ 6:07pm

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 11:41am