If you are not ready to cancel someone on twitter for a tweet they made long before the conception of space and time, are you even politically correct? - Genghis Khan (or some sh*t)
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(Before deciding to become the D A N K E S T, I recommend that you look over all of your life choices before deciding to surpass your own stupidity with retardation cancer ... This will help you for when you ask yourself in 30 years why you could never procreate with another being that isn't your hand or body pillow

1. Obtain the ability to understand the D A N K

In order to do so, constantly remember that M E M E S are the only reason to your existence while being the only way to suppress the voices you hear at night. God has already given up on you at this point so you must now turn to 4Chan, 8Chan, etc. for spiritual enlightenment. Your M E M E is what defines you. Don't put too much or too little effort because it will end up looking like T R A S H .
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2. Obtain the fashion of the most D A N K E S T (you must follow every step in order to become a D A N K member of society)

This is the part where you give up your status as a respectable member of society due to your D A N K N E S S the others could not even be able to comprehend. Please be advised that you will experience eternal loneliness and the occasional suggestion of going to see a therapist. Once you have accepted your fate, here is the gear you need.

The Fedora :
Anyone who wears this is a massive Chad. This could range from your typical pimp who is 3'8" to the crack dealer behind your favourite run down pizza shop. Wearing this will allow others to know that you are simply the alpha to their betas. Don't listen to those people calling you a f**king incel right now because by the end of this initiation to D A N K H O O D , you'll already know this...

The Oversized T-Shirt With Flames on the Sleeves :
This is what notifies your people that you got the meme situation under control. Much like a police officer, they are there when they are needed in their uniform to signify peace and control. On the other hand, you show up with your oversized clothes whenever a crisis occur in order to make them worse. You are literally the cancer of society. Great job at being the thing everyone hates.

The Pants of Social Insecurities :
Any pants/shorts will work since nobody will ever look down there for sex anyways. They will be too busy reminiscing about your D A N K shirt. A Karen might get offended though. Doritos smelling swamp ass never attracts anyone.

The Infamous Sandals with Socks :
This pisses people off for some reason but it is a good way to f**k around with them.

** I do not wear these clothes in public as I am not completely retarded**
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3. Obtain a sense of humour (if not then WTF you doing here. Don't ruin the D A N K for us)
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I have become the thing I've sworn to destroy
ᴵ ᵐᶦˢˢ ᵐʸ ʷᶦᶠᵉ ᵀᵃᶦˡˢ...

ᴵ ᵐᶦˢˢ ʰᵉʳ ᵃ ˡᵒᵗ
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