Just saying, you can be straight and still find yourself checking out hot twinks at your local gym occasionally, or maybe jerk off to nudes of cute twinks once in a while. Most straight men do this, which is understandable as twinks are inherently feminine. However if you're into strong hairy dudes, that's gay. Something in between like a twink with some muscle mass, like David Laid, is more difficult, I'd say that makes you at least bisexual

God can't exist because of Eric, the God-Eating magic penguin. Since Eric is god-eating by definition, he has no choice but to eat god. So, if god exists, he automatically ceases to exist as a result of being eaten.

So unless you can prove that Eric doesn't exist, god doesn't exist. Even if you can prove Eric doesn't exist, that same proof will also be applicable to god.

There are only two possibilities. Either you can prove that Eric doesn't exist or you can't. In both cases it logically follows that god doesn't exist.

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Hey you SCHOLARLY SLUTS📕📙📒📗📘📓💨 It's FINALS WEEK ✔️📝❌so while you're HITTING THE BOOKS 🖐📖 don't forget to SLAP YOUR MONKEY ✋🐒 Remember, D's get DICKgrees! 🎓📜🎓📜 So while you guys are ANALyzing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in COCKulus 📈📉📈📉📈 Looking at BONDAGE in CUMestry ⛓⚗⛓⚗⛓ Working for your money in ECUMnomics👙💋💶 Writing your papers for LIT 🚬🗞📖📃💋📝🚬 and feeling the FORCE in PhyDICKS 🚗💦👅🚗 Finals? 😳😭🤓 More like FINAL-ly time ⌚️ to SUCK some teacher ♥♥♥♥👨🏻🍆👅 for that 🅰️‼️‼️ 😂👌💦 Send ➡️ this to 🔟 sexy schoolgirls 👧🏽 and boys 👦🏾 who got curves ↪️ bigger than the biology 🐘 final. Get 5️⃣🔙 and you'll get ♥♥♥♥🍆👀 longer ↔️ and harder than calculus problems 💯📈 Get 🔟🔙 and someone will do u all night 👉👌🌠 like a final study guide 📝😏

UNROLL THE TADPOLE UNCLOG THE FROG UNLOAD THE TOAD UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT UNSTICK THE LICK UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN UNMUTE THE NEWT UNBENCH THE KENCH PERMIT THE KERMIT DEFOG THE POLLIWOG

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.