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I've become so much like Ron it's scary.

I wear shirts, verbally assault Rei, and physically assault Rei.

When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "I do like the ♥♥♥ part" (original joke by the way)

I cut my hair out because I don't want to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Rei.

I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control.

When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Zookley or white Ron, both of whom remind me of Rei.

When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries.

I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

This guy walks into a doctors office to get examined, in a really deep voice he tells the doctor "listen here doctor I cant stand stand my voice anymore it's to deep anytime i try to talk or meet anyone i just scare them off even my wife is starting to hate it." The doctor agrees to run some test and finds that the guys deep voice is due to his penis size and to get rid of it will need to cut off a few inches. The guy replies" ill do anything doc just get rid of this deep voice." The guy gets the procedure done and goes home. A week goes by and the guy goes back to the doctor saying " Doc i love my new voice i fell better than ever, but my wife really misses the extra inches down below so i have to do as she pleases and get the operation reversed. The doctor looks at him then replies in a really deep voice " Sorry sir no refunds".