Recent reviews by 90's LOVER

I'm doing this 'cuz it's the Steam Awards.
I don't have a sell speach for it... i've played more than 1k hours, so that should tell you how good the game is.
One thing i can add, is that the player list is not toxic. Yes, you can encounter the rando' from time to time that you wanna punt across the room, but it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay less that A LOT of MOBAS out there.
Peace

I'm kinda in a bucket here. The game has really fun moments, but also has really down sides. Overall, it's a cool indie roguelite, but i don't think it's my type.
I would recommend for y'all to take this when it's cheaper, 'cuz i don't think it's worth the full cost.
It has some parts where you need to learn without any directions of "what to do" or "where to go" or "what's the point" or "what's the objective".... but again, it also has impactfull moments of frenzy fire and chaos.
Hope y'all enjoy it more than i did.
5/10 for me.

So far, one of THE BEST games i've ever played.

literally the best MvC after MvC2

This has to be, by far, in a looooong freaking time, one of the best storytelling games ever.
I know what you're thinking: "This mf's talking with his junk". but no... the storytelling of this game's really REALLY good.
Think of it as what should have been of "Indiana Jones" if it was +18.
it's true that it has sex scenes everywere you go. In fact, there's a moment in the game when you move 2 steps and BAM! you need to f***, and again, and again... it's aproximately 20 mins of the game, but once you get that part done, OH MAN!...
And the ending is TOP NOTCH!
Visually looks really good. Every character has it's own personality, and you get traped since the very begining.
There's a couple of puzzles you get to do here and there, that are "so so"... but it doesn't go over the richness of the lore.
If you really want to test your ability with puzzles, over the course of the game, you unlock a sort of "Temple", that's a "mini-game", where you get to play 50 some'n levels of puzzle. THOSE PUZZLES, man... those are some neat sh*t.

Again, it has A LOT of sex, but beyond that, it's a great freaking story to play. I recomend this 10000%.

Btw: It's more than 40 hours long, and no cuts or DLC bullsh*t.

There's a DIRE NEED, to change the "minimum system requires" , because this game went from needing a:
OS: XP
Processor: AMD Dual Core x64
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: Video card must be 256 MB or more and should be a DirectX 9-compatible with support for Pixel Shader 3.0
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Storage: 15 GB available space

To a:
OS: Windows 7 x64 or better
Processor: Intel® Core™ i3-7100E 3M Cache, 2.90 GHz Processor
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8600/9600GT, ATI/AMD Radeon HD2600/3600 or better
Storage: 25 (ish) GB available space


AND, on top of that, you need to add the BEYOND toxic community, and the cheaters that spawn like cockroaches.

It's a "pre" mixture between Path of Exile and Diablo. To me, a 10/10 well developed ARPG with even MODS, to make your game 10 times better.

LISTEN!!!

Your boss gave you too much sh*t to do?
Your girl/boy doesn't want to have the sex?
You lost the power to open the jar of JAM?
You can't pee without someone knocking the door?

THEN, THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!

TONS OF BULLETS, TONS OF KILLS, TONS OF ♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGING FUN!

It has everything you need in a game: A great F*cking lore, scuba-wuba crazy fights, tons and tons of loot, a robot master, a diamond horse .....and BRICK!

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?

i've played this game back in the day when it was released, and since this day, it holds like OMG!

It has riddles , puzzles , fun, action, an AMAZING soundtrack. It's a 2D Side Scroller, that makes a fusion of fun "Mario Bross" and the riddleing puzzles of "Monkey Island".

You HAVE to play this like ASAP!