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-- Alexander Woolcott
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin
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That is it.
Some of you seem to think there is some big conspiracy to do you guys down and I have been to feminist meetings and we talk about thing like how not to get raped and how to advance in our careers. Not once did the 'feminazis' sit around and cackle evilly about how to get rid of men.
As soon as I post this, I am going to have a TONNE of replies indicating how I should be raped or murdered. This happens EVERYDAY regardless of my benign comments. The worst thing is the guys who pm me telling me they will rape me are the guys who whine about women turning them down because 'they are such a nice guy'. Oh please don't quote figures at me saying how badly off you guys have it. Oh and I'm bi-racial so you know feel free to insult me there too. 'Black slut' is pretty popular.
“Chiki-briki” (also written as “Cheeki Breeki”) is a part of a nursery rhyme, “i v damki” means “to make a piece of checkers king”. The literal translation of the phase is “One, two – you’re on top!”. It means “to have an advantage, to flank, etc.”
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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<3 u babe xoxox