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239.7 hrs on record (219.0 hrs at review time)
Absolutely superb, 10/10, everything was great. 222 hours of gameplay and I think I only touched about 40% of what it really had to offer. Also, crucially, the dragons are hot as ♥♥♥♥. Is that a weird thing to bring up? Yes but I don't care. I'm going to do another playthrough and see if I can ♥♥♥♥ one of them.
Posted 21 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
171.5 hrs on record (86.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
10/10. An Early Access survival crafter that almost feels feature complete, and is fun as hell, too. The building system is surprisingly intricate and the combat, though basic, still feels involved and active. Sailing around the world in a boat you made yourself is one of the world's best feelings.

My favorite part is wandering into the mountains at night and getting plowed by fourteen werewolves. I can't recommend this game enough.
Posted 18 February, 2021.
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31.2 hrs on record (30.2 hrs at review time)
Game Big Fun
Posted 5 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,419.4 hrs on record (140.3 hrs at review time)
D2 is good now so if you played during year 1 and were pissed off, it's safe to come back, they won't hurt you anymore
Posted 16 November, 2019.
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13.0 hrs on record
Battle Chasers: Nightwar is the story of John Battleman, a grizzled warrior from a backwoods village who is determined to prove himself as the world's greatest fighter. Unfortunately for John, his tremendous sword ends up scaring away all the fighting and so he's forced to "chase" these "battles" all over the continent. During his travels he meets Ravine Thompson, a young girl with a rare case of glove-gigantism, and her best friends: her grandpa, a woman who dresses like someone from Soul Calibur, and an 8-ton war golem with hands made of gun. Together, they discover that sometimes the REAL Nightwar is the friends you've made along the way.

10/10, highly recommended.
Posted 18 May, 2018.
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2 people found this review funny
32.2 hrs on record
Tyranny is another excellent RPG by Obsidian, but once again they completely neglect to include even a single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragon, which is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 9 January, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
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108.7 hrs on record (105.8 hrs at review time)
This software is perfect for bringing to life the cliche-riddled, poorly-written garbage that you've always dreamed would make you the new Japanese Emperor of Game Design.
Posted 25 June, 2014.
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