I accidentally cut off my scrotum (Please help!!!!!!!)
Oh God, I miss my wee nards so much that it hurts.

So it all started when I was playing with my pocket knife in the shower, and then I got the urge to *ahem* "bash my bologna." I forgot I was holding the damn thing because I have a .00002 second attention span due to excessive Roblox playing, and sure enough, I cut it off. After I did that, I screamed like a little ♥♥♥♥ and ran out of the shower, with my severed sack o' potatoes in my right hand, and tried to reattach it. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tried everything: duct tape, scotch tape, painter's tape, and my own ♥♥♥ as an adhesive. Has this happened to anyone else before? How do you reattach a scrotum to your body? PLEASE HELP!!!!

Hey There Charles

Can we honestly e date? you're such a beautiful petite delicate small little girl. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my aspiewaspie, how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i'll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don't think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn't as fun when you're not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. pls pls send me a toe pic <3

if by wet we mean 'covered or soaked in water', then saying 'water isn't wet' created a lot of paradoxes for example, if i hand you a glass of unfiltered tap water, you'd still consider it "water", likewise we don't typically differentiate between "soft water" and "hard water", though these distinctions both imply the same - that the minerals or their lack can still constitute what we consider to be "water" in that case, if water isn't wet, would that mean that the minerals aren't wet at a microscopic level? after all, they're considered part of the "water" in that glass and if you try to say "well, the minerals are wet but the pure H2O isn't" then you contradict the common sense definition of what it means for a water to be "hard" or "soft"

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

So you're going by "Riobi" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Ethan from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. #Pathetic