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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 9:40pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 8:24pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2020 @ 11:30pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 10:48pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:19am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 9:49pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 9:13pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 9:21pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 12:16am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 2:02am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 2:46am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 3:09am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 3:24am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 3:44am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 4:18am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 12:56am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2020 @ 1:33am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 1:54am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2020 @ 1:43am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 3:34am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 3:46am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 3:57am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 4:22am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 4:26am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 7:59pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 9:54pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 10:12pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 3:49am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 3:33am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 12:44am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2020 @ 1:35am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 12:30am