Secret quote list (dont tell no one)
"job well bacon..."
"I'm looking at your sex-ray and I'm afraid of rainbows SAS!"
"you piece of soaked sandwich idiot bread"
"you piece of idiot"
"my anus is transforming into a kangaroo with your painis wrapped around it!"
"this american boot just kicked your american ass back to american canada! because america!"
"breaking news you lost your pootis"
"alert! your crap is under attack!"
"rainbows are shmick idiot cry!"
"you're like a marshmallow in slow motion it's like im watching you eating salad through a windshield!"
"bark-invok-in-♥♥♥♥-tus"
"let's dance like a girls with passion for russian tea, Scottish dress and american painis! Because today is a full moon"
"holly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fruit crap!"
"must... think... about... sensible nuts!"
"this is not a crack that is proof that medic hate america"
"you look like precious sandwich, and im afraid you suck!"
"my big bewbz make me ded, again!"
"ok-OK! toberfeEEEeF"
"invokem gigantus in my pantus!"
"Buttnificent"
"you're like a crap in slow motion"
"i will send my canadian kangaroo to your scottish mama!"
"can i borrow your pants for my cadillac kingdom?"
“i am trapped in a facility full of robot unicorns i need some help!”
“heavy, i can see your stuff sack under your shortpants”
“here lies soldier... he was mumbling amateur that died as filthy pumpkin”
"i have a big book of cox for 20 bucks!"
"you drunk painis sucking canadian crossdresser!"
“come with me if you want to dress like canadian hippy crossdresser with passion for tea and painis!”
“is someone gonna suck the freakin COX? your mother!”
“you freakin dumb bib-wearin’ cow FREAK”
“i love chick-A-a-E-Aen... NaN!”
“this is a Canada, not a Scottland! Lets go get a girl haircut!”
“I’m bleeding... your jane austin... i think im ded...”
“you know what you’re dominating now? dominos.”
“sniper, i am full muO-o-Ou-shroom! and i have to shEt!”