Making fun of me results in a DDOS
♥♥♥♥ with me, and my friends are going to get you
Talk about me behind my back results in a knuckle sandwich (BEAT YOUR ASS)
If I say a funny joke and you don't laugh because you want to be different, you will also be permanently banned (SAY HELLO TO BAN HAMMER FOR ME)
Lying to me results in a 3 month (every morning from 9:30 to 10:30) DDOS as well as a ban
If you can't see the color purple, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ leave
Talk to me as if you would talk to a CEO, and talk to everyone else like they are Gavin
If I owe you money, don't talk to me
Parking in my reserved parking spot results in your nose disappearing into THE BACK OF YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CRANIUM
If my mom is on my stream, you say "Hello Ma'am"
If we are playing on a solo/duo/trio on rust and you have a full group, if I want to join you have to not only stop talking to that person forever, but now I am going to be in your stupid tribe
If you're singing a song and there is a name mentioned, you have to replace the name with my name
Mention anything about me and my cousins sucking each others private parts, WILL RESULT IN A PERMA BAN. GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF HERE
If I tell you to facetime me and blow cheek-seeking kisses, you do it or my foot gets jammed up your ass
Respect me and my ♥♥♥♥♥
If i don't want to talk to you, I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
When I say my balls itch, that doesn't mean IM going to itch them. That means YOUR going to for ME
Make obscure references that i don't know about, expect a call from my knuckles
if you make fun of my laugh, enjoy a mouth full of my fingers.
If you talk over my music and decide to talk to me then I have no choice but to use my fists as lethal weapons like the court requested
Walk infront of the T.V while I'm playing black ops, don't expect to walk for a few weeks
If I play you 1v1 on rust and you decide you are going to use hacks to win against me, then plan on saying seven hail mary's because I'm going to get your ass
My rules of engagement are simple, look in my general direction for longer than 1.4 seconds and I'll teleport behind you and snap your neck
If you say i don't workout, I'll choke you out with my huge thighs. I KNOW JUDO
If I change the mods in the modpack, you will not only re-download the modpack but you will still reopen the server so I can play around on it
I once shot a man with a tranq arrow and carved his balls off his body then shot his dad when he caught me, dont think your any different from him
I once landed a 747 and stopped an active shooter with my bare hands.
You LEAVE the STREAM when I TELL YOU TO
If you die with all my ♥♥♥♥ on rust, just leave the stream and turn your internet off so I don't have to waste my time
say something stupid in the chat. expect to be elbowed in the face.
My ♥♥♥♥ is ALWAYS BIGGER THAN YOURS
NO DISCUSSIONS ABOUT MY FERTILITY
My weight is NOT to be mentioned. EVER
My BMI IS HEALTHY END OF DISCUSSION
If I fart in public (and i will) then you WILL take the blame for it
Any posts in the stream, HAS TO GO THREW ME
I dont care who you are, your going to wipe my ass for me if your in a 30 mile radius
I am the leader, DO NOT DISOBEY ANY OF MY ORDERS! PERIOD!
When you join the stream you must say "Hello father"