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🐝🎍💙🌂🥒🍖⚡🐟🐊👑📕🎫📘💚 → 💄...man with one blond shoe. 🥞
😺🍇🎈🔋🏀🍆🚙📒🎄👔🚕🌸🐠📗 → ⚡ Lucky Numbers: 🌏
🏓🥗🎽🌽🍧🐛👃👹🎽💗🐝⛳💃👑 → 👽 15,55,66 🍇
💙 ✣ 🌽 lived with was made up of idiots. Remember? One of them was always
👔 ✣ 🥗 getting pinned under the tractor, and Lassie was always rushing back to
🎈 ✣ 👳 the farmhouse to alert the other ones. She'd whimper and tug at their
💚 ✣ 📘 sleeves, and they'd always waste precious minutes saying things: "Do
🍖 ✣ 🚕 you think something's wrong? Do you think she wants us to follow her?
👑 ✣ 💎 What is it, girl?", etc., as if this had never happened before, instead
🕺 ✣ 🏀 of every week. What with all the time these people spent pinned under
🌳 ✣ 💛 the tractor, I don't see how they managed to grow any crops whatsoever.
🌏 ✣ 🏓 They probably got by on federal crop supports, which Lassie filed the
🐳 ✣ 👽 applications for.
🌸 ✣ ⚡ -- Dave Barry 🚙🐠👾
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤