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24 of 29 (83%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

1-800-CLEARED

Finish the game
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2019 @ 4:24pm

1-800-GETHELP

Finish the game on hard mode
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 5:12pm

NUCLEAR WASTE

They won't reach the Nuclear Throne
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 8:06am

FANTASTIC!

Unlock all the Fans
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 11:54am

THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS...

Unlock all weapons for the Soldier
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2019 @ 4:42pm

SNAKE CHARMER

Unlock all snake masks
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2019 @ 11:40am

WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS

Unlock all of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2019 @ 10:25am

FANATIC

Clear a level with each Fan
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 4:05am

SNAKES ON A HEAD

Clear a level with each snake mask
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2019 @ 6:02am

DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU

Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24am

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Get the big picture
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2019 @ 1:33pm

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

Destroy 100 electronic devices
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2019 @ 11:34am

KARMA

Die 1000 times
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2019 @ 5:55am

GOT YOUR BACK

Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2019 @ 4:39pm

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT

Do as the Director says!
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2019 @ 10:52am

ASSASSIN'S CRED

Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 8:13am

DEAD SILENT

Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 11:09am

I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED!

Finish HOMICIDE without using guns
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 8:06am

STARE INTO THE ABYSS

Unlock THE ABYSS
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2019 @ 4:37pm

THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES

Meet up with the Biker
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2019 @ 4:47pm

COMBO BEGINNER

Perform a 5x combo
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 10:15am

COMBO INTERMEDIATE

Perform a 10x combo
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 4:03am

COMBO MASTER

Perform a 15x combo
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 11:00am

COMBO GOD

Perform a 20x combo
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2019 @ 4:16pm



ACHIEVEMENT WHORE

Unlock all achievements

1-800-GODDAMN

Get A+ on all levels on normal

FAMILY BUSINESS

Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques

A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS

Use every weapon in the game at least once

GENOCIDE

Kill 50,000 enemies