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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 7:32pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 5:44pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 5:27pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 2:49pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 4:48pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 10:05am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2015 @ 7:45pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 7:24pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 8:00am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 5:44pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 8:09pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 10:06am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 3:34pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 12:35pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 8:07pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 6:42pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2015 @ 7:43pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 5:18pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 2:59pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2015 @ 7:34pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 10:12am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 12:45pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 7:29pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 5:24pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 5:24pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 2:57pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 12:39pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 3:39pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 5:46pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 6:11pm



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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