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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2018 @ 10:14am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 7:00pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2019 @ 6:35pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 8:29pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2018 @ 5:12pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2019 @ 10:50pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2018 @ 7:56pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2018 @ 8:21pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2018 @ 10:56am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 6:48pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2018 @ 9:36pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 7:05pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2018 @ 9:45pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2019 @ 9:47pm

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 5:16pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2018 @ 7:59pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2019 @ 7:36pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2018 @ 10:56am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 7:01pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2018 @ 8:03pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 8:54pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2018 @ 5:07pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 7:37pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2018 @ 2:14pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 7:32pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2018 @ 5:31pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2019 @ 5:03pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2018 @ 5:01pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2019 @ 9:12pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2018 @ 5:25pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2019 @ 9:16pm

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 4:50pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 12:41pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2019 @ 5:43pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 2:39pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2019 @ 6:17am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2019 @ 12:40pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2019 @ 10:56pm



First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!