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Succès remportés : 36 sur 89 (40%)
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 22h20

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 23h05

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Débloqué le 19 avr. 2021 à 12h11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 21h52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 22h38

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 10h46

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 11h44

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Débloqué le 19 avr. 2021 à 19h13

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Débloqué le 19 avr. 2021 à 20h46

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Débloqué le 21 avr. 2021 à 18h25

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Débloqué le 23 sept. 2017 à 18h51

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Débloqué le 17 avr. 2021 à 21h23

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Débloqué le 20 avr. 2021 à 16h50

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Débloqué le 3 avr. 2017 à 16h03

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 11h26

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Débloqué le 17 avr. 2021 à 22h05

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Débloqué le 1 avr. 2017 à 10h24

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Débloqué le 23 sept. 2017 à 19h08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Débloqué le 17 avr. 2021 à 20h41

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Débloqué le 17 avr. 2021 à 22h27

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Débloqué le 22 avr. 2021 à 18h49

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Débloqué le 19 avr. 2021 à 12h11

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Débloqué le 19 avr. 2021 à 19h06

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Débloqué le 24 sept. 2017 à 13h26

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 23h09

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 22h40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 22h22

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Débloqué le 24 sept. 2017 à 12h41

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Débloqué le 23 sept. 2017 à 19h04

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 23 sept. 2017 à 19h47

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Débloqué le 19 avr. 2021 à 19h21

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Débloqué le 27 mars 2018 à 7h35

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Débloqué le 17 avr. 2021 à 20h01

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Débloqué le 31 mars 2017 à 22h13

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Débloqué le 17 avr. 2021 à 20h30

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Débloqué le 24 sept. 2017 à 13h23



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
2 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
12 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+11

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