straight asss. carrried this trash ass .5 in trials bc he cant even shoot back kill yo self faq0t

It's the last preseason game. Sam Darnold, who stepped in at the end, threw for 2 TDs and no interceptions. In the locker room, Josh McCown went right up to him as they were about to step into the showers.

"I gotta hand it to you, kid, that was some impressive stuff," said McCown.

"Thanks, but really it's all thanks to you," replied Darnold. "You helped me out so much, I couldn't have done it without you!"

"We're in this together, Sam. Don't forget that."

Darnold looked nervous, all of a sudden. He gulped.

"Josh, I've been meaning to tell you something... I don't exactly know how to put this..."

McCown smiled. "Don't worry, I know. You've been seeing my daughter."

Darnold looked shocked. "How... wait, did she tell you?"

"No, but I could see the twinkle in your eye when you first met her. And she always gets a little distracted when I mention you at the dinner table, gazing in the distance."

Hey man, that was a really great play you made to blow the game. You and your idiot friend are just so good.

Watched the replay. Nice walls.

Don't be a dummy ♥♥♥ on her tummy

dad its ben accept my friend reqest