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27 of 72 (38%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2020 @ 3:41pm

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2016 @ 12:50pm

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 7:17pm

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 7:25am

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 7:29am

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 7:38pm

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 7:42pm

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 7:40pm

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 7:44am

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 7:43am

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:05pm

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:19pm

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 8:00am

Patriot

America won the war.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:18pm

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2016 @ 3:48pm

Founder

Started a new country.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2016 @ 3:57pm

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:11pm

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:24pm

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 7:09pm

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 7:10pm

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:36pm

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:41pm

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 8:14am

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 8:15am

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:50pm

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:49pm

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:50pm



Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Canuck

Fled to Canada.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Robophile

Married a robot.

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.